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This faggot like ran from a REF spycrab, and I readded him to get him to come back and banned. Here is the Conversation.

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Bonks: Hey sup, come back to TBM, mate
Detective Ninja Scout: no
Detective Ninja Scout: i just juked a guy out of a pyro battle for 1 ref
Detective Ninja Scout: i pussied out
Detective Ninja Scout: D:
Detective Ninja Scout: ill swing by l8ter
Detective Ninja Scout: :)
Detective Ninja Scout: about an hour
Bonks: You should come back now though, come on mate
Detective Ninja Scout: or so
Detective Ninja Scout: y?
Bonks: Don't be like that
Bonks: Come on
Detective Ninja Scout: shhh
Detective Ninja Scout: nu
Bonks: No, come on man
Bonks: please.
Bonks: Face the music
Detective Ninja Scout: 1 Scrappypoodle
Detective Ninja Scout: and ill cum
Bonks: Alright
Bonks: I'll give you a scrap
Detective Ninja Scout has accepted your request to trade.
Bonks: Alright
Bonks: join now
Detective Ninja Scout: k
Detective Ninja Scout: one sec
Detective Ninja Scout: about to get some metal
Detective Ninja Scout: from this kid
Detective Ninja Scout: not u
Detective Ninja Scout: CONFIRM THE TRADE >:(
Bonks: I have
Bonks: Dude
Bonks: It won't work
Detective Ninja Scout: idk wtf it's doing
Bonks: It'
Detective Ninja Scout: wtf ev
Bonks: It's not finallizing
Detective Ninja Scout: NU
Bonks: Dude
Bonks: You won't get banned
Bonks: It's a ref spycrab
Detective Ninja Scout: yep
Bonks: They were like "Wow, he left, too bad"
Detective Ninja Scout: nop
Bonks: They dide
Detective Ninja Scout: imma git baned
Bonks: Who told you? Because Nobody has said that
Bonks: Come on man
Detective Ninja Scout: i know how servers werk
Bonks: Not this server
Bonks: This is TBM
Bonks: It's unique
Bonks: they get over shit
Detective Ninja Scout: if i get banned ill literally find u and murder u
Detective Ninja Scout: i have ur IP
Bonks: Alright
Bonks: Kk
Detective Ninja Scout is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Detective Ninja Scout: gunna rape you
Detective Ninja Scout: if i git banned
Bonks: Good thing you won't
Detective Ninja Scout: STEAM VALIDATION REJECTED?!
Detective Ninja Scout: AWIUSERHGS
Bonks: Restart TF2
Detective Ninja Scout: Nope got it
Bonks: Kk
Detective Ninja Scout: Parsing
Detective Ninja Scout: im hure
Detective Ninja Scout: wow
Detective Ninja Scout: fucker
Detective Ninja Scout is now Offline.
Detective Ninja Scout: lol
Detective Ninja Scout: bitch.
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He never got a scrap either. I'm still pondering how he sent me messages after I blocked him. 

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Thursday, December 4, 2014
12:40 AM - [τα] Ryuke: how can i help you?
12:40 AM - Mellonmode: hey
12:40 AM - Mellonmode: ur cute suit
12:40 AM - [τα] Ryuke: yes, craft #5
12:40 AM - You have accepted the trade request from Mellonmode.
12:40 AM - Mellonmode: how much?
12:40 AM - [τα] Ryuke: asking a bud for it
12:40 AM - Mellonmode: wut
12:41 AM - [τα] Ryuke: but when I started asking for a bud, they were worth a bit more
12:41 AM - Mellonmode: WOW ITS THE 5 TH CRAFTED HAT OF ITS KIND! ITS WORTH $50
12:41 AM - Mellonmode: BULLSHIT
12:41 AM - Mellonmode is now Offline.
12:42 AM - [τα] Ryuke: >has unusuals > complains about price
12:42 AM - [τα] Ryuke: enjoy the block buddy.

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12:40 AM - [τα] Ryuke: asking a bud for it
12:40 AM - Mellonmode: wut
12:41 AM - [τα] Ryuke: but when I started asking for a bud, they were worth a bit more
12:41 AM - Mellonmode: WOW ITS THE 5 TH CRAFTED HAT OF ITS KIND! ITS WORTH $50

Buds are worth $28~. What a fucktard.

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1:27 PM - mk LFT: http://www.twitch.tv/ [redacted]
1:27 PM - [τα] Ryuke: and who are you?
1:27 PM - mk LFT: famolus
1:28 PM - mk LFT: famous
1:28 PM - mk LFT: b´etter
1:28 PM - mk LFT: than sodapoppin
1:28 PM - [τα] Ryuke: No, you're advertising, that means you're not famous, not as famous as you want to be.
1:28 PM - mk LFT: dud
1:28 PM - mk LFT: my mom says so
1:28 PM - [τα] Ryuke: and delivering links unbidden has earned you a swift exit from my list.
1:28 PM - mk LFT is now Offline.

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Wednesday, December 17, 2014
11:32 AM - Geo: Hello!
11:32 AM - [τα] Ryuke: how can I help you?
11:32 AM - Geo: Righty, one sec! :P
11:33 AM - Geo: You have someone called daquan from the trap?
11:33 AM - Geo: On your list?
11:33 AM - Geo: Well...
11:34 AM - Geo: He ran from me. i gave him my unusual to brocker.
11:34 AM - [τα] Ryuke: starting to sound like something that doesn't involve me.
11:34 AM - Geo: memory leak tartan spartan
11:34 AM - Geo: no..
11:34 AM - [τα] Ryuke: why don't you report him
11:34 AM - Geo: i know.
11:34 AM - Geo: but.
11:34 AM - Geo: i got one guy to do it who bought the hat off him
11:34 AM - Geo: can you ask him to unblock me please?
11:34 AM - [τα] Ryuke: How does this involve me?
11:35 AM - Geo: he ran with 3 buds off me
11:35 AM - [τα] Ryuke: I'm not even that familliar with him.
11:35 AM - Geo: he's on your list :P
11:35 AM - Geo: Can you just do me that one favour?
11:35 AM - [τα] Ryuke: that's between you and him, and posisbly steam support and steamrep.
11:35 AM - [τα] Ryuke: why should I do you a favor? I've never met you before and you add me out of the blue.
11:35 AM - Geo: Alright.
11:35 AM - Geo: No bother.
11:35 AM - Geo: Thanks for...
11:35 AM - Geo: stuff.
11:35 AM - Geo: C'ya
11:36 AM - Geo: I was asking nicley.
11:36 AM - Geo: But what ever
11:36 AM - Geo: C'ya :P
11:36 AM - [τα] Ryuke: enjoy the block.
11:36 AM - Geo is now Offline.

This is why you piss people off, thok.

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http://backpack.tf/vote/id/5488ab80b98d88a4068b6256

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7:11 AM - DAFISH<('O')> is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
7:55 AM - [τα] Ryuke: what rules are you talking about man?
7:57 AM - DAFISH<('O')>: I guarantee you that's the correct way
7:57 AM - DAFISH<('O')>: ask other price makers
7:58 AM - [τα] Ryuke: your guarantee aside, what validity does such a suggestion have?
7:58 AM - DAFISH<('O')>: if ti gets accepted,this will be the price :/
7:58 AM - DAFISH<('O')>: that's the amount it goes for
7:59 AM - DAFISH<('O')>: but as it says "it's just a price suggestion" so just a suggestion,you can sell your items for how much you want.
7:59 AM - [τα] Ryuke: Regardless of Backpack.tf's suggestive power, it's still only a guideline, and who trusts a bent ruler?
8:01 AM - [τα] Ryuke: Environmental factors must be considered or the suggestion is meaningless. Ethical problems aside, best of luck, I did vote yes regardless.
8:01 AM - DAFISH<('O')> is now Offline.


This is why nobody trusts backpack.tf anymore, this right here.

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9:15 PM - [τα] Ryuke: how can I help you?
9:15 PM - ThaUnusual TFreak: hi
9:15 PM - ThaUnusual TFreak: could i offer on the jumper jeepcap
9:15 PM - ThaUnusual TFreak: btw
9:15 PM - ThaUnusual TFreak: ur going to get nothing around 5 buds
9:15 PM - ThaUnusual TFreak: it's 1.5-1.6 buds
9:16 PM - [τα] Ryuke: Lol
9:16 PM - ThaUnusual TFreak: ill pay u an unusual worth 1.6 buds with a 1.5 key misc for the item... JUST AN OFFER
9:16 PM - [τα] Ryuke: and what exactly is that supposed to mean, just an offer?
9:16 PM - [τα] Ryuke: is that a license to lowball?
9:17 PM - [τα] Ryuke: good day sir.
9:17 PM - ThaUnusual TFreak: no
9:17 PM - ThaUnusual TFreak: and second of all
9:17 PM - [τα] Ryuke: An example at a higher scale would be "I killed your mother, JUST A JOKE"


I later sold the jeepcap for 4 buds pure.

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I'm thankful for Observer taking the blow to guide me away from a scammer

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Bonks: Hey!
Jah love: hi there
Jah love: i just saw your outpost
Jah love: and im interested
Bonks: how can i help you?
Bonks: oh
Bonks: what you want?
Jah love: how low can you go in keys?
Jah love: your unusual hat sir?
Bonks: how much are you willing to go for?
Bonks: I wont force it high
Jah love: hmm
Jah love: your hat price is
Jah love: 21-27 right?
Bonks: 21-27
Bonks: yeah
Jah love: i can go with 23 keys but can i make sure first if your unusual hat is not one of those bug items that when after the trade session is done the item it self will disapear,
Jah love: i dont want to be just like my friend sir
Bonks: oh damn
Bonks: that really happened?
Bonks: that's rough
Jah love: can i make sure first before we trade directly sir?
Bonks: alright then
Jah love: how about this
Jah love: do you have a friend there online to hold your unusual hat for a bit after i see it will apear on his inventory he can trade it back to you and we begin trading sir
Bonks: uh
Bonks: i have a friend
Bonks: that had an unusual
Bonks: the same stuff was said to him
Bonks: his unusual was stolen.
Jah love: what do you mean?
Bonks: wait
Bonks: there's a forum on my server thing
Jah love: what sir?
Bonks: well
Bonks: I have a friend
Bonks: Called observer
Jah love: name?
Bonks: he gave his unusual to my friend HoneyHam
Jah love: then?
Bonks: Honeyham said he asked for it
Bonks: first time
Bonks: wasnt real observer
Bonks: So he lost his unusual to that
Jah love: what?
Jah love: how can that posible be?
Bonks: I wanna link it to you
Bonks: but you might think it's a phishing link
Jah love: sorry
Jah love: but i dont click links
Bonks: yeah
Bonks: I can copy paste the thing from the forum into here
Jah love: hmm
Jah love: dont you have any real friends or a brother there?
Bonks: My sister shares this account with me
Jah love: i just want to make sure if your hat will apear after the trading session is done
Jah love: sorry
Bonks: so
Bonks: who was your friend that had their unusual disappear after they traded it?
Jah love: http://steamcommunity.com/id/bombabaki/
Jah love: this is the one sir
Jah love: he all his inventory
Bonks: what unusual was it?
Jah love: sir
Jah love: sir
Jah love: long link
Jah love: sorry
Jah love: thats not my friend
Jah love: its just a random guy in my friend list
Jah love: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Wesp/
Jah love: here is the one
Bonks: what was the hat and effect?
Bonks: sorry if I'm being annoying with this
Bonks: I got scammed once before
Jah love: wait si
Jah love: sir
Bonks: I swore to the devil never again i would let it happen
Jah love: my mother keep yelling with me
Jah love: can you wait?
Bonks: kk
Jah love is now Offline.

The people he mentioned weren't even in his list, and when he said can you wait, he continued to remove me and block me, this proves right here why I highly don't like trading most of the time.

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Overseer :  looking for offers on a craft #5 cute suit trade me!
Type !donator to view our Donator/Help Menu.
RockonBen :  1 scrap.
RockonBen :  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
RockonBen :  either way, C/O?
Type  rank or  top to see our client rankings.
RockonBen :  overseer
Overseer :  hmm?
RockonBen :  C/O?
Overseer :  maybe
RockonBen :  on the cute
Type !group to join our Steam Group!
Feeling Generous? Type !donate to help pay our server fees!
RockonBen :  overseer what's the C/O
RockonBen :  overseer
Overseer :  hmm?
Current server time/date: 01:32:22PM - 05/02/15
RockonBen :  im trying to chat with you are you getting my messages
Overseer :  aha!
RockonBen :  k
RockonBen :  offering 1 key
RockonBen :  overseer
Type !forum to view our forum!
Overseer :  what?
RockonBen :  offering 1 key
Overseer :  cool
RockonBen :  overseer
Overseer :  what?
RockonBen :  overseer
Overseer :  what?
TheBlackMarketGaming.com
RockonBen :  overseer
RockonBen :  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Overseer :  what?
RockonBen :  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Overseer :  cool
RockonBen :  lol

 

By the way, we should really update that url :P

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Sunday, May 17, 2015
4:47 AM - [DG]_*COMET*_: yo
4:47 AM - Ryuke [TBM α]: hi.
4:48 AM - [DG]_*COMET*_: are you willing to buy or sell any unusuals
4:48 AM - Ryuke [TBM α]: Do you mean to be insulting?
4:48 AM - [DG]_*COMET*_: ?
4:48 AM - [DG]_*COMET*_: how
4:49 AM - Ryuke [TBM α]: I'm a guy who has multiple trades with unusuals in open on a couple of trading sites.
4:49 AM - Ryuke [TBM α]: I don't know how you got on my friendslist without seeing any of those or me in a server

[Trade Invite Recieved]
4:49 AM - Ryuke [TBM α]: but seriously you and your instant trade offer, not knowing what I have for sale can both go away.
4:50 AM - Ryuke [TBM α]: I'm a merchant, either you know what I have and are here to buy it or you're wasting both of our time.
4:50 AM - Ryuke [TBM α]: the very idea of even asking me if i have something for sale.
4:50 AM - [DG]_*COMET*_: im selling a burning flames defiant spartan and green black hole waxy wayfinder
4:50 AM - Ryuke [TBM α]: tell your story walking.
4:50 AM - [DG]_*COMET*_ is now Offline.

 

 

 

 

Previously on Stupidest Steam conversations

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Friday, May 15, 2015
12:48 AM - Ryuke [TBM α]: how can i help you?
12:48 AM - [DG]_*COMET*_: yo
12:48 AM - [DG]_*COMET*_: I was wondering if you would like to buy any unusuals i have
12:48 AM - [DG]_*COMET*_: or i buy yours
12:48 AM - Ryuke [TBM α]: >what
12:49 AM - [DG]_*COMET*_: are you selling/buying any unusuals
12:49 AM - Ryuke [TBM α]: yes
12:49 AM - [DG]_*COMET*_: Would you buy mine?
12:49 AM - Ryuke [TBM α]: >implying I know what unusual you have
12:50 AM - [DG]_*COMET*_: Miami Nights Heavy Duty Rag
Burning Flames Defiant Spartan
Cloud 9 Federal Casemaker
Stormy Storm Buckaroos Hat
Steaming Armored Authority
12:50 AM - Ryuke [TBM α]: no interest in any of em, sorry
12:51 AM - [DG]_*COMET*_: Why?

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Thursday, May 21, 2015
5:19 PM - ◄VG►Rainbow Scout: How are you doing?
5:19 PM - Ryuke [TBM α]: doing okay, you?
5:19 PM - ◄VG►Rainbow Scout: Good
5:19 PM - ◄VG►Rainbow Scout: I have a pro ks kit worth 2 keys for 1 key
5:20 PM - ◄VG►Rainbow Scout: Any interest?
5:21 PM - Ryuke [TBM α]: you didnt' say what weapon, what sheen, what effect, you only told me your opinion of it's worth
5:21 PM - Ryuke [TBM α]: so no, I'm not interested in a nameless kit
5:21 PM - ◄VG►Rainbow Scout: Oops sorry
5:21 PM - ◄VG►Rainbow Scout: Scottish Handshake
5:21 PM - Ryuke [TBM α]: no interest
5:21 PM - ◄VG►Rainbow Scout: You sure?
5:21 PM - Ryuke [TBM α]: got like 10 fabs ready to go, not worth making
5:22 PM - ◄VG►Rainbow Scout: This is the actual kit :/
5:22 PM - ◄VG►Rainbow Scout: Celebral Discharge and Emerald
5:24 PM - ◄VG►Rainbow Scout: Not a fabricator
5:24 PM - Ryuke [TBM α]: yeah, I know.
5:24 PM - ◄VG►Rainbow Scout: Ok
5:28 PM - ◄VG►Rainbow Scout: Then..what should I do with it?
5:28 PM - Ryuke [TBM α]: try to get rid of it
5:28 PM - ◄VG►Rainbow Scout: Good idea
5:29 PM - ◄VG►Rainbow Scout: Can I exchange mine for your cow mangler one?
6:02 PM - ◄VG►Rainbow Scout is now Online.
6:06 PM - ◄VG►Rainbow Scout: A yes or a no would be nice
6:06 PM - Ryuke [TBM α]: that one was in the "dignify that with a response?" category
6:06 PM - ◄VG►Rainbow Scout: Ok...
6:06 PM - ◄VG►Rainbow Scout: I was just asking if I could exchange for your cow mangler pro ks kit
6:07 PM - ◄VG►Rainbow Scout: Since I like using the grodbort set
6:09 PM - ◄VG►Rainbow Scout: Yes or no?
6:09 PM - ◄VG►Rainbow Scout: It's simple
6:10 PM - Ryuke [TBM α]: the answer is clear, I don't know why you're still asking, maybe it's just to provoke me
6:10 PM - Ryuke [TBM α]: either way goodbye
6:10 PM - ◄VG►Rainbow Scout: Uh..

 

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Saturday, June 13, 2015
8:14 AM - BOT: i just got scammed
8:14 AM - BOT: http://steamcommunity.com/id/vanilladuck/
8:14 AM - BOT: report him
8:14 AM - Ryuke [TBM α]: you have to report him
8:14 AM - BOT: i did
8:14 AM - Ryuke [TBM α]: did you report him to steamrep as well?
8:14 AM - BOT: idk how to
8:15 AM - Ryuke [TBM α]: do you have any proof?
8:15 AM - Ryuke [TBM α]: screenshots, etc?
8:15 AM - BOT: sadly no and im a dumbass for not screenshotting
8:15 AM - Ryuke [TBM α]: then they won't be able to do very much anyhow
8:15 AM - BOT: What if i did have proof?
8:16 AM - Ryuke [TBM α]: http://forums.steamrep.com/forums/report/
8:16 AM - BOT: nunu just asking what if i did
8:17 AM - Ryuke [TBM α]: then they could get him marked
8:18 AM - BOT: So now fucking what man im broke
8:18 AM - BOT: im so pist off
8:18 AM - Ryuke [TBM α]: Start again
8:18 AM - BOT: /:
8:18 AM - BOT: its too hard
8:18 AM - Ryuke [TBM α]: Think of this as the start to your "scrap to unusual" run.
8:18 AM - BOT: im a shitty trader
8:25 AM - BOT: You dotn have anything to make my day you're pretty rich
8:25 AM - BOT: dont*
8:26 AM - BOT: Just say no if you dont wanna np
8:26 AM - Ryuke [TBM α]: For me to say no, you'd first have to actually make a request.

as of now it's 10:41 in the AM and he still hasn't actually asked me anything.

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GordK: I have an offer on your atomizer kit
Bonks: Offer away
GordK: 12 refined
Bonks: That's too low for my preference.
GordK: what about a nanobalclava and a team captain
Bonks: I was looking for around a key pure or a little more than a key overpay in nonpure.
GordK: sharking nuch?
GordK: much?
GordK: what sheen
Bonks: Agonizing Emerald
GordK: thats too much for agonizing emerald kit
Bonks: Are you saying you're not going to buy it? Because I'd like to get back to playing Gmod.
GordK: wow dont be rude, just give me a second
GordK: i bought a 10 buck hat, maybe in 3 days we could trade it?
Bonks: you bought a hat with 10 bucks when you could've bought 4 keys with that.
Bonks: Have you even played TF2 for 645 hours or was that just idling?
GordK: i dont know what idling is
Bonks: just afk in a server, thats idling.
GordK: I don't idle.
Bonks: I'm not about to believe you but back to trading
Bonks: Are we going to trade today or not?
Bonks: I'm not going to trade you 3 days from now for a shitty hat that isn't even a key.
GordK: dont say swears
Bonks: Excuse my french but I'm serious.
GordK: it's still very overpriced
GordK is now Offline.
 
By that point I had mentally scarred myself bothering with him.

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i have a bunch of these phone convos from a buddy, i'll just post one because i found it funny.

[DsGN] Skotino: Jus little bastard
[DsGN] Skotino: jus gu you f******
nimorrax_: what
[DsGN] Skotino: what was my phone saying
[DsGN] Skotino: It mean for a second I look over here and it's just that stuffs in cursing
[DsGN] Skotino: great my phones developing Tourette syndrome
[DsGN] Skotino: turrets syndrome that'd be awesome
[DsGN] Skotino: So what's up you f****** box again
[DsGN] Skotino: fighting bot again
[DsGN] Skotino: I swear my phone is having Tourette syndrome again
[DsGN] Skotino: you have no clue how hard I'm actually laughing over here.
[DsGN] Skotino: Fine don't talk to me I see how it is
nimorrax_: bitch im playing pubs
[DsGN] Skotino: Wow you in a pub at the miracle
nimorrax_: im bored

he's using this talk-to-text bullshit and his phone sucks at recognizing words.

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I was selling 2 hats, Black, vintage, Hustler's Hallmark (18 ref) and a Glengarry bonnet (10 ref) 

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Bonks: Hey
Bonks: what can I do for you?
Cheese B>Items for 80-90%: Hi
Cheese B>Items for 80-90%: I want buy hat for demo
Cheese B>Items for 80-90%: with black paint
Bonks: 18 ref
Cheese B>Items for 80-90%: your price is 10
Bonks: No.
Cheese B>Items for 80-90%: I saw it on backpack
Bonks: It isn't....
Cheese B>Items for 80-90%: Mm. i had ban for selling keys for items overpay
Cheese B>Items for 80-90%: I'll report you on backpack
Bonks: Uh
Cheese B>Items for 80-90%: and you will have ban too
Bonks: I'm sorry but
Bonks: http://backpack.tf/classifieds/?steamid=76561198110161673
Bonks: Wait
Bonks: Oh....
Bonks: Please define what hat you wanrt
Bonks: want
Cheese B>Items for 80-90%: Vintage Glengarry Bonnet
Bonks: Yeah I can do that
Cheese B>Items for 80-90%: 10 ref?
Bonks: sorry I forgot about that hat
Bonks: yeah
You have accepted the trade request from Cheese B>Items for 80-90%.
Bonks: thanks
Cheese B>Items for 80-90%: you too
Cheese B>Items for 80-90%: Have a nice day
Bonks: bye
Cheese B>Items for 80-90% is now Offline.

Glad I got him off my friendslist

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According to this day as of right now...uh...this guy.

 I closed the tab because I was sick of him. I regret it dearly.

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Tuesday, July 07, 2015
[твм] Bonks: So...
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: the link?
[твм] Bonks: Open Backpack.tf and put my profile URL in the search, if it doesn't work I'll do it then
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198101840529
[твм] Bonks: By the way
[твм] Bonks: your minigun is only 1.47 bucks
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: yeah ik
[твм] Bonks: as of right now
[твм] Bonks: so
[твм] Bonks: not even a key
[твм] Bonks: give me a second
[твм] Bonks: ill find out the ref
[твм] Bonks: I'll put 13.3 ref in
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: can u put 14?
[твм] Bonks: 14.66
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: ok
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: i will accept as fast as i can
[твм] Bonks: wait
[твм] Bonks: I put 14.66
[твм] Bonks: LOL
[твм] Bonks: I meant 13.66
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: 14  and i wont argue
[твм] Bonks: 13.66 is .33 over mine and under yours
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: well i could find another buyer
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: probally buy it for 16 :P
[твм] Bonks: if they're dumb
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: i wont argue
[твм] Bonks: but you're lucky i like the style :P
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: and ur lucky i didnt find another buyer
[твм] Bonks: I went above price to buy it
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: actually i think i can find a tiny noob
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: probally get 1 key?
[твм] Bonks: If you like being greedy then sure
[твм] Bonks: but hey
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: i will accept once there are no better offers
[твм] Bonks: you said you wouldn't argue
[твм] Bonks: If then I'll just decline
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: this is more like delay
[твм] Bonks: this is more like "if I find a better looking man sorry"
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★ is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: i am keeping ur trade on the shelf of good trades
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: :P
[твм] Bonks: this is quite on the edge for me here.
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: wait do u think TF:GO  is happening
[твм] Bonks: No, not really
[твм] Bonks: they just wanted to make money
[твм] Bonks: I don't really care much about it
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: they have copied alot from CS:GO
[твм] Bonks: They made CS:GO so they're allowed to do it
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: yeah
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: but each game has a diffrent goal
[твм] Bonks: my whole opinion about the update is that I made more than my spent money off of it
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: tf2 is about fun and CS:GO is about how good u are
[твм] Bonks: TF2 is mixed
[твм] Bonks: it can be competitive
[твм] Bonks: or it can be about gambling
[твм] Bonks: it's an all round mixed game
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: yeah
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: makes sence
[твм] Bonks: CS:GO is about having tactics and aim
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: and skill
[твм] Bonks: tactics is skill :P
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: lots of skill and experience
[твм] Bonks: experience is both tactics and aim
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: well
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: there are tricks to the game
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: always go for the headshot
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: and dont crouch unless someone is checking your back
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: because slow speed
[твм] Bonks: yeah
[твм] Bonks: anyways, you find any clueless noob yet?
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: havnt started
[твм] Bonks: oh boy
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★ is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: O-O my screen turned into a black screen
[твм] Bonks: might be a game crash
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: now i am out of the game
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: i think that server crashed
[твм] Bonks: you might gotten kicked for Ping or something
[твм] Bonks: idk
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: nah
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: i wasnt lagginf
[твм] Bonks: idk
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★ is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: have u ever heard of a giant lemon hat
[твм] Bonks: I think there's a couple hats you can paint aussie gold and it'll look like a lemon
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: no
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: in real life
[твм] Bonks: I wouldn't be surprised if there was one
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: well
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: i think there is one you can put liquids into
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: and wear it
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: and get soaked
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: would u get that?
[твм] Bonks: no
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: if you got it for free
[твм] Bonks: probably not, as i spend most of my time indoors
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: well if you got it would u use it?
[твм] Bonks: no
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: wa
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: aw
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: i wanted u to make a u tube video of getting urself soaked in cold water

Because I'd post a video of a janky ass pale guy with a giant lemon hat that soaks me in cold water.

 

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I needed a question answered, since Evan was on I asked him. I'm not sure if I learned anything.

[твм] Bonks: Is shooting at buildings that are in enemy spawn okay? because I really don't feel like it is
Evangelatin_: I dont care
[твм] Bonks: should I ask someone who does then?
Evangelatin_: its ok to shoot into spawn now because ryuke ruined the map
[твм] Bonks: Okay, thanks man
[твм] Bonks: have a good one.

I still don't feel like it is.

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This isn't dumb, it's just a thing that came up at 2 in the morning.

[Modest Donator] Joy Killer : I'm trying to have an intellegent conversation

[Slumlord] nimorrax_ :  you'd have better luck getting intelligent conversation from cleverbot

 

 

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Never tell your password to anyone.
5:44 PM - Thokity: Who are you?
5:44 PM - Anonymous: juggs
5:44 PM - Thokity: Who?
5:44 PM - Anonymous: juggs..
5:44 PM - Anonymous: i changed my name
5:44 PM - Thokity: From?
5:44 PM - Anonymous: what
5:44 PM - Thokity: Cant voice atm
5:44 PM - Anonymous: just answer then hang up
5:45 PM - Thokity: Why?
5:45 PM - Anonymous: doing a competition with my friend to see who can have the most people answer steam calls
5:45 PM - Thokity: Nope
5:45 PM - Anonymous: why not
5:45 PM - Thokity: Who are you?
5:45 PM - Anonymous: JUGGS
5:45 PM - Thokity: I don't know a juggs
5:46 PM - Anonymous: you should
5:46 PM - Anonymous: i played tf2 with you
5:46 PM - Thokity: What server?
5:46 PM - Thokity: That'd refresh my memory
5:46 PM - Anonymous: idk it was a trade one
5:47 PM - Thokity: Black Market?
5:47 PM - Anonymous: yes
5:47 PM - Thokity: Alright
5:47 PM - Thokity: Still not going to vc
5:47 PM - Thokity: I cant xD
5:47 PM - Anonymous: just answer then immediatly hang up
5:47 PM - Thokity: N
5:47 PM - Anonymous: or ill hang up, either way
5:47 PM - Thokity: o
5:47 PM - Anonymous: why
5:47 PM - Thokity: Keep pestering and you can enjoy a good 'ol block
5:48 PM - Anonymous: im going to shut your internet down
5:47 PM - Thokity: kk

I enjoy these children :^)

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12:35 PM - Eben(NoSound)[⇄]B>Keys $1.70: hey do you still have your unusual hat? still selling?
12:35 PM - Evangelatin_: yup
12:35 PM - Eben(NoSound)[⇄]B>Keys $1.70: may i know how many keys again you want for it mate?
12:35 PM - Evangelatin_: 44
12:35 PM - Eben(NoSound)[⇄]B>Keys $1.70: can we do 40?
12:35 PM - Evangelatin_: nope
12:35 PM - Eben(NoSound)[⇄]B>Keys $1.70: 42?
12:35 PM - Evangelatin_: 44 is the lowest discount im willing to give for pure
12:36 PM - Eben(NoSound)[⇄]B>Keys $1.70: ok deal . but wait me for 5 mins im going get the keys from my supplier friend through paypal
12:36 PM - Evangelatin_: alright then
12:37 PM - Eben(NoSound)[⇄]B>Keys $1.70: but wait can we make sure and check if its not an item bug first?
12:37 PM - Eben(NoSound)[⇄]B>Keys $1.70: do you have a trusted friend that you can trust with your hat that is online now?
12:37 PM - Evangelatin_: and there it is
12:37 PM - Evangelatin_: no scam today buddy
12:38 PM - Evangelatin_: reported and blocked

 

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According to this day as of right now...uh...this guy.

 I closed the tab because I was sick of him. I regret it dearly.

Never tell your password to anyone.
Tuesday, July 07, 2015
[твм] Bonks: So...
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: the link?
[твм] Bonks: Open Backpack.tf and put my profile URL in the search, if it doesn't work I'll do it then
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198101840529
[твм] Bonks: By the way
[твм] Bonks: your minigun is only 1.47 bucks
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: yeah ik
[твм] Bonks: as of right now
[твм] Bonks: so
[твм] Bonks: not even a key
[твм] Bonks: give me a second
[твм] Bonks: ill find out the ref
[твм] Bonks: I'll put 13.3 ref in
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: can u put 14?
[твм] Bonks: 14.66
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: ok
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: i will accept as fast as i can
[твм] Bonks: wait
[твм] Bonks: I put 14.66
[твм] Bonks: LOL
[твм] Bonks: I meant 13.66
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: 14  and i wont argue
[твм] Bonks: 13.66 is .33 over mine and under yours
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: well i could find another buyer
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: probally buy it for 16 :P
[твм] Bonks: if they're dumb
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: i wont argue
[твм] Bonks: but you're lucky i like the style :P
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: and ur lucky i didnt find another buyer
[твм] Bonks: I went above price to buy it
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: actually i think i can find a tiny noob
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: probally get 1 key?
[твм] Bonks: If you like being greedy then sure
[твм] Bonks: but hey
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: i will accept once there are no better offers
[твм] Bonks: you said you wouldn't argue
[твм] Bonks: If then I'll just decline
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: this is more like delay
[твм] Bonks: this is more like "if I find a better looking man sorry"
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★ is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: i am keeping ur trade on the shelf of good trades
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: :P
[твм] Bonks: this is quite on the edge for me here.
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: wait do u think TF:GO  is happening
[твм] Bonks: No, not really
[твм] Bonks: they just wanted to make money
[твм] Bonks: I don't really care much about it
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: they have copied alot from CS:GO
[твм] Bonks: They made CS:GO so they're allowed to do it
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: yeah
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: but each game has a diffrent goal
[твм] Bonks: my whole opinion about the update is that I made more than my spent money off of it
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: tf2 is about fun and CS:GO is about how good u are
[твм] Bonks: TF2 is mixed
[твм] Bonks: it can be competitive
[твм] Bonks: or it can be about gambling
[твм] Bonks: it's an all round mixed game
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: yeah
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: makes sence
[твм] Bonks: CS:GO is about having tactics and aim
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: and skill
[твм] Bonks: tactics is skill :P
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: lots of skill and experience
[твм] Bonks: experience is both tactics and aim
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: well
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: there are tricks to the game
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: always go for the headshot
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: and dont crouch unless someone is checking your back
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: because slow speed
[твм] Bonks: yeah
[твм] Bonks: anyways, you find any clueless noob yet?
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: havnt started
[твм] Bonks: oh boy
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★ is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: O-O my screen turned into a black screen
[твм] Bonks: might be a game crash
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: now i am out of the game
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: i think that server crashed
[твм] Bonks: you might gotten kicked for Ping or something
[твм] Bonks: idk
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: nah
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: i wasnt lagginf
[твм] Bonks: idk
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★ is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: have u ever heard of a giant lemon hat
[твм] Bonks: I think there's a couple hats you can paint aussie gold and it'll look like a lemon
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: no
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: in real life
[твм] Bonks: I wouldn't be surprised if there was one
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: well
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: i think there is one you can put liquids into
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: and wear it
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: and get soaked
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: would u get that?
[твм] Bonks: no
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: if you got it for free
[твм] Bonks: probably not, as i spend most of my time indoors
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: well if you got it would u use it?
[твм] Bonks: no
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: wa
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: aw
★▀▄.:¨Â¨:.▄▀★: i wanted u to make a u tube video of getting urself soaked in cold water

Because I'd post a video of a janky ass pale guy with a giant lemon hat that soaks me in cold water.

 

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Wednesday, August 19, 2015
12:28 PM - Bobbyjoe: Ryuke do you know any steam rep middle men?
12:28 PM - Ryuke [TBM α]: why the fuck do you need one?
12:29 PM - Bobbyjoe: Some guy wants one for our trade
12:29 PM - Bobbyjoe: I don't fucking know why
12:29 PM - Bobbyjoe: But he offered to buy my shit for pure
12:29 PM - Ryuke [TBM α]: sounds sketch
12:29 PM - Bobbyjoe: Yeah Yeah
12:30 PM - Ryuke [TBM α]: I mean, why the fuck does a middleman need to come in with pure to bullshit sharked items trade?
12:31 PM - Ryuke [TBM α]: sounds like a fake middleman scam
12:31 PM - Bobbyjoe: My unusuals aren't sharked
12:31 PM - Ryuke [TBM α]: well if he isn't using paypal you shouldn't need a middleman, if you're not betting you probably don't need a middleman
3:05 PM - Bobbyjoe is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.

 

Bobbyjoe then gets scammed with a Fake Middleman.

 

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