Dr. Xeno Pootis 44 Posted August 24, 2014 The most amazing argument ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rubberband 17 Posted August 24, 2014 Hatrix: soft pretzels are fucking great Evangelion_: cheezits are great Hatrix: what if we combined cheezits and soft pretzels Hatrix: like it's soft pretzel Hatrix: with cheezit centers Evangelion_: holy shit i'm seriously tired right now, i will probably read this later and think it's stupid or amazingly the best idea ever. Technically, it's already invented and is called a cheese stuffed pretzel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evangelion 10 Posted August 28, 2014 Never tell your password to anyone. Wednesday, August 27, 2014 9:35 PM - 1655: intrested my offer 9:35 PM - 1655: 9:35 PM - 1655: ? 9:35 PM - Evangelion_: got another lowball for me? 9:35 PM - Evangelion_: a ment to hide that 9:35 PM - Evangelion_: fuck off 9:35 PM - 1655 is now Offline. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CorporalPrime_ 32 Posted August 28, 2014 Never tell your password to anyone. Wednesday, August 27, 2014 9:35 PM - 1655: intrested my offer 9:35 PM - 1655: 9:35 PM - 1655: ? 9:35 PM - Evangelion_: got another lowball for me? 9:35 PM - Evangelion_: a ment to hide that 9:35 PM - Evangelion_: fuck off 9:35 PM - 1655 is now Offline. Wat was his offer tho? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bonks 1 Posted August 31, 2014 He offered on my Fast Learner with a Nano, then this happened DOPE`S BACON: u suck bro {7~11} Bonks the Necromancer: I do {7~11} Bonks the Necromancer: I suck dick {7~11} Bonks the Necromancer: (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ DOPE`S BACON: no foreal {7~11} Bonks the Necromancer: I do DOPE`S BACON: ._. {7~11} Bonks the Necromancer: (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ DOPE`S BACON: ._. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evangelion 10 Posted August 31, 2014 Wat was his offer tho? He offered a bills and some shit random craft # on my aussie mini Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hatrix 49 Posted September 5, 2014 Never tell your password to anyone. CCPolar: hey CCPolar: you asked me how much I could add to my grenadiers softcap Hatrix: Sure did. CCPolar: what were you going to offer? Hatrix: Doesn't work that way. CCPolar: ehm CCPolar: okay.. CCPolar: could add anything on p1 Hatrix: Good joke. CCPolar: well I really don't know what you want CCPolar: so I can't really offer anything Hatrix: When I said add, I meant anything of real value, not scrap stranges. CCPolar: so unusuals Hatrix: Clearly. I'm interested in your unusual, therefore adding would involve unusuals. I don't deal with metal trades bud. CCPolar: so then why would you ask me how much I could add Hatrix: We're getting nowhere, have a nice one. CCPolar is now Offline. Fucking scrap stranges, I don't even. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ryuke 49 Posted September 6, 2014 Never tell your password to anyone.8:14 AM - Saint Lombax Akatsuki 鬼鮫 is now Online.8:18 AM - Saint Lombax Akatsuki 鬼鮫: hey8:18 AM - Ryuke: how can I help you8:18 AM - Saint Lombax Akatsuki 鬼鮫: can i buy you prof maul kit for 1 key?8:19 AM - Ryuke: lol, what?8:19 AM - Saint Lombax Akatsuki 鬼鮫: you selling on market profesional kit for maul8:19 AM - Ryuke: yeah, for seven dollars us.8:20 AM - Ryuke: one key, great offer, will be talked about for ages.8:20 AM - Ryuke: good day.8:20 AM - Saint Lombax Akatsuki 鬼鮫 is now Offline. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hatrix 49 Posted September 7, 2014 Never tell your password to anyone. Hatrix: Hey there. ☁Bigbuzzer☁: Hi I wanted to offer on the headwarmer ☁Bigbuzzer☁: from outpost Hatrix: Alrighty >he sends me a trade offer Hatrix: You could instead tell me your offer. ☁Bigbuzzer☁: The frymaster? Hatrix: Yours has no 2014 text, and is a regular frymaster. ☁Bigbuzzer☁: What do you mean 2014 text? Hatrix: Did you even read the trade man? ☁Bigbuzzer☁: Yes ☁Bigbuzzer☁: I thought just the mutton chops Hatrix: I really don't think you read the trade. ☁Bigbuzzer☁: Ok, I did ☁Bigbuzzer☁: Yes or no? Hatrix: Yeeeeahhh, you should go back and ask your middle school teacher about reading comprehension. It'd be a nice refresher. Have a nice one. ☁Bigbuzzer☁ is now Offline. The trade: http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/22488974#latest Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hatrix 49 Posted September 9, 2014 Never tell your password to anyone. Hatrix: Hi there. Anna^-^: Buying Frickin sweet ninja hood Hatrix: Yeah, you didn't read my trade, did you? Anna^-^: prob like dont add me Anna^-^: watevss Anna^-^: ill buy it] Hatrix: Said nothing about not adding me. Hatrix: Go back and read it. Anna^-^: okay Anna^-^: ill buy it for 3 ref Hatrix: You didn't read it. Anna^-^: Yeah i did Anna^-^: idc Anna^-^: buying it for 3 ref Hatrix: Read it again. Anna^-^: okay Anna^-^: i did Anna^-^: Ill buy it for 3 ref Anna^-^: ugh nvm ur bad at this... Hatrix: You really didn't read the trade. Hatrix: I know you didn't, otherwise your offer wouldn't be three ref. Hatrix: Re-read the trade. Anna^-^: i did read it Anna^-^: its like adventure shit Anna^-^: idc Anna^-^: 3 ref Hatrix: Read it once more. Anna^-^: no Anna^-^: fuck that Hatrix: You should really read my trade. Anna^-^: bye Hatrix: Read my trade carefully. Hatrix: Scan each and every line. Hatrix: Read all of the lines of text, then read between the lines of text. Hatrix: Read each and every letter as if it was going to be the last words you ever read. Anna^-^: nvm fuck off Hatrix: Read every single word, understand the full meaning of them. Hatrix: Contemplate what they mean, could mean, or will mean. Hatrix: Write a book report on my trade after you read it. Hatrix: Hand it into your teacher, hoping to get a good grade. Hatrix: Then fail it. Hatrix: Because you didn't read my trade. I got bored. 1 koopking reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ryuke 49 Posted September 18, 2014 Never tell your password to anyone.Thursday, September 18, 20145:55 AM - [τα] Ryuke: how can I help you?5:55 AM - sTReEtcat: HI5:55 AM - sTReEtcat: buy5:55 AM - sTReEtcat: Bushi-Dou5:56 AM - [τα] Ryuke: you the person talking to Thane?5:56 AM - sTReEtcat: no5:56 AM - [τα] Ryuke: what's your offer?5:57 AM - sTReEtcat: Samurai Armor5:57 AM - sTReEtcat: Bushi-Dou5:57 AM - sTReEtcat: 6ref5:57 AM - [τα] Ryuke: 5:57 AM - sTReEtcat: ok5:57 AM - [τα] Ryuke: it's #15:57 AM - [τα] Ryuke: special5:57 AM - [τα] Ryuke: much more than 6 ref5:58 AM - sTReEtcat: How much5:58 AM - [τα] Ryuke: 3-5 buds5:58 AM - sTReEtcat: bey5:58 AM - sTReEtcat is now Offline. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ryuke 49 Posted September 24, 2014 5:48 PM - Uncle Beardo{heartless beast}: so random question5:48 PM - Uncle Beardo{heartless beast}: who is a better huntsman sniper5:48 PM - Uncle Beardo{heartless beast}: you or hatrixRyuke is 16-0 in Huntsman duels, most of which were fought against Hatrix. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ryuke 49 Posted September 26, 2014 Never tell your password to anyone.Friday, September 26, 20141:52 PM - [τα] Ryuke: how can I help you1:52 PM - WOLF: hi1:52 PM - WOLF: do you trade ur professional knife kit ?1:53 PM - WOLF: I got one australium knife and wanted to put professional on it 1:53 PM - [τα] Ryuke: what are you offering for it1:53 PM - WOLF: I have maybe strange professional spy cicle?1:54 PM - [τα] Ryuke: those go for under 3 keys1:54 PM - WOLF: no they dont1:54 PM - WOLF: do they?1:54 PM - WOLF: how much is urs then?1:54 PM - [τα] Ryuke: http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Strange%20Professional%20Killstreak%20Spy-cicle1:54 PM - [τα] Ryuke: I'm asking about 35 dollars for my kit1:54 PM - [τα] Ryuke: which ends up being 14 keys1:55 PM - WOLF: what about a professional sniper?1:55 PM - WOLF: how much is that?1:56 PM - [τα] Ryuke: unique sniper with a kit on it, ouch1:56 PM - WOLF: is that bad?1:56 PM - WOLF: i got it from someone1:57 PM - [τα] Ryuke: it's worth about half what the kit would be worth1:57 PM - [τα] Ryuke: it's about ~12 dollars, which is 5 keys1:57 PM - WOLF: umm i see1:57 PM - WOLF: ok well nevermind i guess1:57 PM - [τα] Ryuke: best of luck man.1:58 PM - WOLF: what about strange pro rocket launceher1:59 PM - [τα] Ryuke: you don't have one of those1:59 PM - WOLF: i could get a strangifier from a friend for cheap1:59 PM - [τα] Ryuke: a strangifier for a rocket launcher?1:59 PM - [τα] Ryuke: wat?1:59 PM - WOLF: yeye2:00 PM - [τα] Ryuke: unless your friend is Robin Walker or GabeN, no, not possible.2:00 PM - WOLF: IM THE BEST DONT QUESTION ME!2:00 PM - WOLF: i meant a strange rocket launcher2:00 PM - WOLF: that is pro2:00 PM - WOLF: for my pro2:00 PM - WOLF: he makes me a good price2:00 PM - [τα] Ryuke: you don't have a fabrictator or kit for a rocket launcher.2:01 PM - [τα] Ryuke: and since you're offering me things that don't exist, we're done here.2:01 PM - WOLF: IM THE BEST DONT QUESTION ME!2:01 PM - WOLF is now Offline. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
White_Warlock 29 Posted September 27, 2014 He's the best ryuke. Don't fucking Question him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
perp703 2 Posted October 4, 2014 Catzla: hey Perp703: hi Catzla: i see that you were buing quicksell Catzla: I'm quickselling a terror watt steel shako that worth 1,5 for 21 keys Catzla: It isn't 3rd gen ....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ryuke 49 Posted October 16, 2014 Never tell your password to anyone.Thursday, October 16, 20149:06 AM - [τα] Ryuke: how can I help you9:06 AM - RaptorJesus: Can I buy those buck turners with items?9:07 AM - [τα] Ryuke: only if those items are metal, battle worn robot parts, and steam trading cards.9:07 AM - RaptorJesus: You being an experienced trading, I thought you wouldnt be cocky :/9:07 AM - RaptorJesus is now Offline.9:08 AM - RaptorJesus is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.9:08 AM - [τα] Ryuke: those are the non-standard items I would accept, but do enjoy this block for your rudenessI love that steam lets me send messages to people who've recently unfriended me again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ryuke 49 Posted October 20, 2014 Never tell your password to anyone.Monday, October 20, 20141:26 PM - [τα] Ryuke: how can i help you?1:26 PM - D.J davy bones: hi do you still have your unusual hat ?1:27 PM - [τα] Ryuke: which one are you asking about?1:27 PM - D.J davy bones: may i know how many keys do you want for it?1:27 PM - D.J davy bones: for all1:27 PM - [τα] Ryuke: for all?1:27 PM - [τα] Ryuke: what?1:28 PM - [τα] Ryuke: So suspicious I'm not even going to wait for an explaination.Blocked him, unfriended him.http://steamcommunity.com/id/kokokrunch99Steam level: 122 pages of comments, of this guy giving himself +rep.Tf2 hours played: .2 as of this post.Games owned:3Games owned you'd have to pay for: 1Items in tf2 inventory: 1 (Merc Badge) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rubberband 17 Posted October 20, 2014 Never tell your password to anyone. Monday, October 20, 2014 1:26 PM - [τα] Ryuke: how can i help you? 1:26 PM - D.J davy bones: hi do you still have your unusual hat ? 1:27 PM - [τα] Ryuke: which one are you asking about? 1:27 PM - D.J davy bones: may i know how many keys do you want for it? 1:27 PM - D.J davy bones: for all 1:27 PM - [τα] Ryuke: for all? 1:27 PM - [τα] Ryuke: what? 1:28 PM - [τα] Ryuke: So suspicious I'm not even going to wait for an explaination. Blocked him, unfriended him.http://steamcommunity.com/id/kokokrunch99 Steam level: 1 22 pages of comments, of this guy giving himself +rep. Tf2 hours played: .2 as of this post. Games owned:3 Games owned you'd have to pay for: 1 Items in tf2 inventory: 1 (Merc Badge) One of the top ten Steam Players of all time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evangelion 10 Posted October 21, 2014 Never tell your password to anyone. Monday, October 20, 2014 1:26 PM - [τα] Ryuke: how can i help you? 1:26 PM - D.J davy bones: hi do you still have your unusual hat ? 1:27 PM - [τα] Ryuke: which one are you asking about? 1:27 PM - D.J davy bones: may i know how many keys do you want for it? 1:27 PM - D.J davy bones: for all 1:27 PM - [τα] Ryuke: for all? 1:27 PM - [τα] Ryuke: what? 1:28 PM - [τα] Ryuke: So suspicious I'm not even going to wait for an explaination. Blocked him, unfriended him.http://steamcommunity.com/id/kokokrunch99 Steam level: 1 22 pages of comments, of this guy giving himself +rep. Tf2 hours played: .2 as of this post. Games owned:3 Games owned you'd have to pay for: 1 Items in tf2 inventory: 1 (Merc Badge) Literally the exact guy added me for a planets coup like 30 min ago 99legit101me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ryuke 49 Posted October 24, 2014 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/23021036#latestTrade thread in question.Never tell your password to anyone.8:18 PM - [τα] Ryuke: how can I help you?8:18 PM - Mr. Loudy: hey8:18 PM - Mr. Loudy: i wanted to purchase one of your sulphurous puglists8:18 PM - Mr. Loudy: also amazing hats you got sir!8:19 PM - [τα] Ryuke: thanks8:19 PM - Mr. Loudy: if i understud correct8:19 PM - Mr. Loudy: standout is a backpack.tf price8:19 PM - Mr. Loudy: or no?8:19 PM - [τα] Ryuke: standout offers, offers that distinguish themselves from the herd8:19 PM - Mr. Loudy: Um8:19 PM - Mr. Loudy: So I have to offer?8:19 PM - [τα] Ryuke: not especially, but I won't accept any amount of buds below two for the item.8:20 PM - [τα] Ryuke: if you have the two buds i require, no offer need be made.8:20 PM - Mr. Loudy: Eh, I cannot aford that8:20 PM - Mr. Loudy: I got 25 keys8:20 PM - Mr. Loudy is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.8:22 PM - [τα] Ryuke: Ahh, i see, well best of luck trading, I hear there's one I don't own around, he'd probably be happy to get 25 keys for his.8:22 PM - Mr. Loudy: Um8:22 PM - Mr. Loudy: Didn't see any8:22 PM - Mr. Loudy: But i'l lcheck8:22 PM - Mr. Loudy: thanks anyway8:22 PM - [τα] Ryuke: Yes, he doesn't seem to be listing his anywhere, maybe it isn't currently for sale8:22 PM - Mr. Loudy: I'll just join a unusual server8:22 PM - Mr. Loudy: to get something8:23 PM - [τα] Ryuke: best of luck man, lots of unusuals around, I just collect sulphurous and phosphorous.8:23 PM - Mr. Loudy: Thanks! 8:19 PM - Mr. Loudy: if i understud correct8:19 PM - Mr. Loudy: standout is a backpack.tf pricewat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ryuke 49 Posted November 2, 2014 Never tell your password to anyone.Sunday, November 2, 20141:54 AM - [τα] Ryuke: how can I help you?1:54 AM - grenadesoup: hey 1 sec1:55 AM - grenadesoup: i wanted to know what wouuld be the lowest amount of pure id need to buy your hallmark1:56 AM - [τα] Ryuke: the lowest I'm inclined to take is the 3 pure I'm asking,1:56 AM - grenadesoup: the price on your trade says 2.6 ._.1:56 AM - [τα] Ryuke: aww, where did I post that :/1:56 AM - grenadesoup: on your trade ._.1:57 AM - [τα] Ryuke: on which site, I use at least 31:57 AM - grenadesoup: outpost .-.1:57 AM - [τα] Ryuke: okay well I see it here 2.6, I'll honor the price even though I think I should get more.1:57 AM - grenadesoup: you wouldnt take less? not 2?1:58 AM - [τα] Ryuke: on a clean level 100 hustlers hallmark with tf logo?1:58 AM - [τα] Ryuke: no sir.1:58 AM - grenadesoup: uh yes1:58 AM - grenadesoup: ive had it before1:58 AM - grenadesoup: i could barely get 2.5 in unusuals1:58 AM - [τα] Ryuke: I'm very willing to hold onto it.1:58 AM - grenadesoup: i can offer 2 buds and 5 keys all pure1:59 AM - [τα] Ryuke: no interest.1:59 AM - grenadesoup: you dont have interest in buds or keys?1:59 AM - [τα] Ryuke: I don't have interest in an offer below the 2.6 I said was the price I'd honor.1:59 AM - grenadesoup: thats how many keys1:00 AM - [τα] Ryuke: 9.6 keys1:00 AM - grenadesoup: hows 81:00 AM - [τα] Ryuke: I guess we're done here then.1:00 AM - [τα] Ryuke: good day.1:00 AM - grenadesoup: you'll never get a better pure offer than 2 buds and 8 keys just sayin1:01 AM - grenadesoup is now Offline. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bonks 1 Posted November 8, 2014 Never tell your password to anyone. Bonks: Hello! iMedico :x: hello do you have iMedico :x: any keys ? Bonks: No... Bonks: I have "Out of stock in keys" in the notes iMedico :x: yes iMedico :x: if you have iMedico :x: pm me iMedico :x has gone offline. He refriended me 3 times asking if I have any keys before I eventually blocked him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ryuke 49 Posted November 12, 2014 Never tell your password to anyone.8:35 PM - [τα] Ryuke: how can i help you?8:35 PM - PM of finland: offer on engie unusual?8:35 PM - PM of finland: can i give you the valve complete pack its worth $100 so thats alot of overpay.8:36 PM - [τα] Ryuke: already own every game from that I care to own8:36 PM - PM of finland: but you can trade it???8:36 PM - [τα] Ryuke: plus the amazing devaluing of games due to russians and people buying them on sale8:36 PM - [τα] Ryuke: so that's essentially an insulting offer.8:36 PM - PM of finland: thank you asshole8:37 PM - [τα] Ryuke: you're welcome, enjoy the block.https://www.steamprices.com/us/sub/29197/valve-complete-packFrom 9/24/14 to 10/1/14, the valve complete pack was $25The only games worth playing I've either already played or already own. Total value to ryuke: $10 (The value of Portal 1)Total value on a game trading site of offer: 8 keysApproximate value of the cheapest engie unusual I'm selling: 35 keys Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ryuke 49 Posted November 26, 2014 Never tell your password to anyone.Tuesday, November 25, 20149:49 PM - [τα] Ryuke: how can i help you?9:49 PM - [L.A.G.] VaLsE: i added you for you willson weve but i dont want to pay that much sorry :?9:49 PM - [τα] Ryuke: lol don't want to pay a straight steal9:49 PM - [τα] Ryuke: fine by me, goodbye9:49 PM - [L.A.G.] VaLsE is now Offline.This guy adding me and getting blocked by me took under 30 seconds. EFFICIENCY! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rubberband 17 Posted November 26, 2014 Never tell your password to anyone. Wednesday, November 26, 2014 1:39 AM - a_mckinley28: Hey mate, i interested trade with u 1:39 AM - a_mckinley28: you here now ? 1:40 AM - a_mckinley28: I offer the lowest prices on items!! 1:40 AM - a_mckinley28: if u interested, please see my price: http://kingpic.eu/nj8929h382gj09.png 1:40 AM - a_mckinley28: you do not mind trade? 1:41 AM - Rubberband: Um, no I dosent kno engrish speekin? Does anyone also recognize that link, never seen something like it and I'm not gonna dare myself to find out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites