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Hatrix: soft pretzels are fucking great
Evangelion_: cheezits are great
Hatrix: what if we combined cheezits and soft pretzels
Hatrix: like it's soft pretzel
Hatrix: with cheezit centers
Evangelion_: holy shit
 

i'm seriously tired right now, i will probably read this later and think it's stupid or amazingly the best idea ever.

Technically, it's already invented and is called a cheese stuffed pretzel.

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Wednesday, August 27, 2014
9:35 PM - 1655: intrested my offer
9:35 PM - 1655: :D
9:35 PM - 1655: ?
9:35 PM - Evangelion_: got another lowball for me?
9:35 PM - Evangelion_: a ment to hide that
9:35 PM - Evangelion_: fuck off
9:35 PM - 1655 is now Offline.

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Wednesday, August 27, 2014
9:35 PM - 1655: intrested my offer
9:35 PM - 1655: :D
9:35 PM - 1655: ?
9:35 PM - Evangelion_: got another lowball for me?
9:35 PM - Evangelion_: a ment to hide that
9:35 PM - Evangelion_: fuck off
9:35 PM - 1655 is now Offline.

Wat was his offer tho?

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He offered on my Fast Learner with a Nano, then this happened

DOPE`S BACON: u suck bro
{7~11} Bonks the Necromancer: I do
{7~11} Bonks the Necromancer: I suck dick
{7~11} Bonks the Necromancer: (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆
DOPE`S BACON: no foreal
{7~11} Bonks the Necromancer: I do
DOPE`S BACON: ._.
{7~11} Bonks the Necromancer: (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆
DOPE`S BACON: ._.

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CCPolar: hey
CCPolar: you asked me how much I could add to my grenadiers softcap
Hatrix: Sure did.
CCPolar: what were you going to offer?
Hatrix: Doesn't work that way.
CCPolar: ehm
CCPolar: okay..
CCPolar: could add anything on p1
Hatrix: Good joke.
CCPolar: well I really don't know what you want
CCPolar: so I can't really offer anything
Hatrix: When I said add, I meant anything of real value, not scrap stranges.
CCPolar: so unusuals
Hatrix: Clearly. I'm interested in your unusual, therefore adding would involve unusuals. I don't deal with metal trades bud.
CCPolar: so then why would you ask me how much I could add
Hatrix: We're getting nowhere, have a nice one.
CCPolar is now Offline.
 

Fucking scrap stranges, I don't even.

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8:14 AM - Saint Lombax Akatsuki 鬼鮫 is now Online.
8:18 AM - Saint Lombax Akatsuki 鬼鮫: hey
8:18 AM - Ryuke: how can I help you
8:18 AM - Saint Lombax Akatsuki 鬼鮫: can i buy you prof maul kit for 1 key?
8:19 AM - Ryuke: lol, what?
8:19 AM - Saint Lombax Akatsuki 鬼鮫: you selling on market profesional kit for maul
8:19 AM - Ryuke: yeah, for seven dollars us.
8:20 AM - Ryuke: one key, great offer, will be talked about for ages.
8:20 AM - Ryuke: good day.
8:20 AM - Saint Lombax Akatsuki 鬼鮫 is now Offline.

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Hatrix: Hey there.
☁Bigbuzzer☁: Hi I wanted to offer on the headwarmer
☁Bigbuzzer☁: from outpost
Hatrix: Alrighty

>he sends me a trade offer
Hatrix: You could instead tell me your offer.
☁Bigbuzzer☁: The frymaster?
Hatrix: Yours has no 2014 text, and is a regular frymaster.
☁Bigbuzzer☁: What do you mean 2014 text?
Hatrix: Did you even read the trade man?
☁Bigbuzzer☁: Yes
☁Bigbuzzer☁: I thought just the mutton chops
Hatrix: I really don't think you read the trade.
☁Bigbuzzer☁: Ok, I did
☁Bigbuzzer☁: Yes or no?
Hatrix: Yeeeeahhh, you should go back and ask your middle school teacher about reading comprehension. It'd be a nice refresher. Have a nice one.
☁Bigbuzzer☁ is now Offline.
 

The trade: http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/22488974#latest

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Hatrix: Hi there.
Anna^-^: Buying Frickin sweet ninja hood
Hatrix: Yeah, you didn't read my trade, did you?
Anna^-^: prob like dont add me
Anna^-^: watevss
Anna^-^: ill buy it]
Hatrix: Said nothing about not adding me.
Hatrix: Go back and read it.
Anna^-^: okay
Anna^-^: ill buy it for 3 ref
Hatrix: You didn't read it.
Anna^-^: Yeah i did
Anna^-^: idc
Anna^-^: buying it for 3 ref
Hatrix: Read it again.
Anna^-^: okay
Anna^-^: i did
Anna^-^: Ill buy it for 3 ref
Anna^-^: ugh nvm ur bad at this...
Hatrix: You really didn't read the trade.
Hatrix: I know you didn't, otherwise your offer wouldn't be three ref.
Hatrix: Re-read the trade.
Anna^-^: i did read it
Anna^-^: its like adventure shit
Anna^-^: idc
Anna^-^: 3 ref
Hatrix: Read it once more.
Anna^-^: no
Anna^-^: fuck that
Hatrix: You should really read my trade.
Anna^-^: bye
Hatrix: Read my trade carefully.
Hatrix: Scan each and every line.
Hatrix: Read all of the lines of text, then read between the lines of text.
Hatrix: Read each and every letter as if it was going to be the last words you ever read.
Anna^-^: nvm fuck off
Hatrix: Read every single word, understand the full meaning of them.
Hatrix: Contemplate what they mean, could mean, or will mean.
Hatrix: Write a book report on my trade after you read it.
Hatrix: Hand it into your teacher, hoping to get a good grade.
Hatrix: Then fail it.
Hatrix: Because you didn't read my trade.
 

I got bored.

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Thursday, September 18, 2014
5:55 AM - [τα] Ryuke: how can I help you?
5:55 AM - sTReEtcat: HI
5:55 AM - sTReEtcat: buy
5:55 AM - sTReEtcat: Bushi-Dou
5:56 AM - [τα] Ryuke: you the person talking to Thane?
5:56 AM - sTReEtcat: no
5:56 AM - [τα] Ryuke: what's your offer?
5:57 AM - sTReEtcat: Samurai Armor
5:57 AM - sTReEtcat: Bushi-Dou
5:57 AM - sTReEtcat: 6ref
5:57 AM - [τα] Ryuke: bushi.png

5:57 AM - sTReEtcat: ok
5:57 AM - [τα] Ryuke: it's #1
5:57 AM - [τα] Ryuke: special
5:57 AM - [τα] Ryuke: much more than 6 ref
5:58 AM - sTReEtcat: How much
5:58 AM - [τα] Ryuke: 3-5 buds
5:58 AM - sTReEtcat: bey
5:58 AM - sTReEtcat is now Offline.

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5:48 PM - Uncle Beardo{heartless beast}: so random question
5:48 PM - Uncle Beardo{heartless beast}: who is a better huntsman sniper
5:48 PM - Uncle Beardo{heartless beast}: you or hatrix

Ryuke is 16-0 in Huntsman duels, most of which were fought against Hatrix.

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Friday, September 26, 2014
1:52 PM - [τα] Ryuke: how can I help you
1:52 PM - WOLF: hi
1:52 PM - WOLF: do you trade ur professional knife kit ?
1:53 PM - WOLF: I got one australium knife and wanted to put professional on it :)
1:53 PM - [τα] Ryuke: what are you offering for it
1:53 PM - WOLF: I have maybe strange professional spy cicle?
1:54 PM - [τα] Ryuke: those go for under 3 keys
1:54 PM - WOLF: no they dont
1:54 PM - WOLF: do they?
1:54 PM - WOLF: how much is urs then?
1:54 PM - [τα] Ryuke: http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Strange%20Professional%20Killstreak%20Spy-cicle
1:54 PM - [τα] Ryuke: I'm asking about 35 dollars for my kit
1:54 PM - [τα] Ryuke: which ends up being 14 keys
1:55 PM - WOLF: what about a professional sniper?
1:55 PM - WOLF: how much is that?
1:56 PM - [τα] Ryuke: unique sniper with a kit on it, ouch
1:56 PM - WOLF: is that bad?
1:56 PM - WOLF: i got it from someone
1:57 PM - [τα] Ryuke: it's worth about half what the kit would be worth
1:57 PM - [τα] Ryuke: it's about ~12 dollars, which is 5 keys
1:57 PM - WOLF: umm i see
1:57 PM - WOLF: ok well nevermind i guess
1:57 PM - [τα] Ryuke: best of luck man.
1:58 PM - WOLF: what about strange pro rocket launceher
1:59 PM - [τα] Ryuke: you don't have one of those
1:59 PM - WOLF: i could get a strangifier from a friend for cheap
1:59 PM - [τα] Ryuke: a strangifier for a rocket launcher?
1:59 PM - [τα] Ryuke: wat?
1:59 PM - WOLF: yeye
2:00 PM - [τα] Ryuke: unless your friend is Robin Walker or GabeN, no, not possible.
2:00 PM - WOLF: IM THE BEST DONT QUESTION ME!
2:00 PM - WOLF: i meant a strange rocket launcher
2:00 PM - WOLF: that is pro
2:00 PM - WOLF: for my pro
2:00 PM - WOLF: he makes me a good price
2:00 PM - [τα] Ryuke: you don't have a fabrictator or kit for a rocket launcher.
2:01 PM - [τα] Ryuke: and since you're offering me things that don't exist, we're done here.
2:01 PM - WOLF: IM THE BEST DONT QUESTION ME!
2:01 PM - WOLF is now Offline.

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 Catzla: hey
Perp703: hi
Catzla: i see that you were buing quicksell
Catzla: I'm quickselling a terror watt steel shako that worth 1,5 for 21 keys
Catzla: It isn't 3rd gen
 
 
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Thursday, October 16, 2014
9:06 AM - [τα] Ryuke: how can I help you
9:06 AM - RaptorJesus: Can I buy those buck turners with items?
9:07 AM - [τα] Ryuke: only if those items are metal, battle worn robot parts, and steam trading cards.
9:07 AM - RaptorJesus: You being an experienced trading, I thought you wouldnt be cocky :/
9:07 AM - RaptorJesus is now Offline.
9:08 AM - RaptorJesus is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
9:08 AM - [τα] Ryuke: those are the non-standard items I would accept, but do enjoy this block for your rudeness


I love that steam lets me send messages to people who've recently unfriended me again.

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Monday, October 20, 2014
1:26 PM - [τα] Ryuke: how can i help you?
1:26 PM - D.J davy bones: hi do you still have your unusual hat ?
1:27 PM - [τα] Ryuke: which one are you asking about?
1:27 PM - D.J davy bones: may i know how many keys do you want for it?
1:27 PM - D.J davy bones: for all
1:27 PM - [τα] Ryuke: for all?
1:27 PM - [τα] Ryuke: what?
1:28 PM - [τα] Ryuke: So suspicious I'm not even going to wait for an explaination.
Blocked him, unfriended him.


http://steamcommunity.com/id/kokokrunch99

Steam level: 1
22 pages of comments, of this guy giving himself +rep.
Tf2 hours played: .2 as of this post.
Games owned:3
Games owned you'd have to pay for: 1
Items in tf2 inventory: 1 (Merc Badge)

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Monday, October 20, 2014
1:26 PM - [τα] Ryuke: how can i help you?
1:26 PM - D.J davy bones: hi do you still have your unusual hat ?
1:27 PM - [τα] Ryuke: which one are you asking about?
1:27 PM - D.J davy bones: may i know how many keys do you want for it?
1:27 PM - D.J davy bones: for all
1:27 PM - [τα] Ryuke: for all?
1:27 PM - [τα] Ryuke: what?
1:28 PM - [τα] Ryuke: So suspicious I'm not even going to wait for an explaination.
Blocked him, unfriended him.


http://steamcommunity.com/id/kokokrunch99

Steam level: 1
22 pages of comments, of this guy giving himself +rep.
Tf2 hours played: .2 as of this post.
Games owned:3
Games owned you'd have to pay for: 1
Items in tf2 inventory: 1 (Merc Badge)

One of the top ten Steam Players of all time.

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Monday, October 20, 2014
1:26 PM - [τα] Ryuke: how can i help you?
1:26 PM - D.J davy bones: hi do you still have your unusual hat ?
1:27 PM - [τα] Ryuke: which one are you asking about?
1:27 PM - D.J davy bones: may i know how many keys do you want for it?
1:27 PM - D.J davy bones: for all
1:27 PM - [τα] Ryuke: for all?
1:27 PM - [τα] Ryuke: what?
1:28 PM - [τα] Ryuke: So suspicious I'm not even going to wait for an explaination.
Blocked him, unfriended him.


http://steamcommunity.com/id/kokokrunch99

Steam level: 1
22 pages of comments, of this guy giving himself +rep.
Tf2 hours played: .2 as of this post.
Games owned:3
Games owned you'd have to pay for: 1
Items in tf2 inventory: 1 (Merc Badge)

Literally the exact guy added me for a planets coup like 30 min ago 99legit101me

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http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/23021036#latest
Trade thread in question.


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8:18 PM - [τα] Ryuke: how can I help you?
8:18 PM - Mr. Loudy: hey
8:18 PM - Mr. Loudy: i wanted to purchase one of your sulphurous puglists
8:18 PM - Mr. Loudy: also amazing hats you got sir!
8:19 PM - [τα] Ryuke: thanks
8:19 PM - Mr. Loudy: if i understud correct
8:19 PM - Mr. Loudy: standout is a backpack.tf price
8:19 PM - Mr. Loudy: or no?
8:19 PM - [τα] Ryuke: standout offers, offers that distinguish themselves from the herd
8:19 PM - Mr. Loudy: Um
8:19 PM - Mr. Loudy: So I have to offer?
8:19 PM - [τα] Ryuke: not especially, but I won't accept any amount of buds below two for the item.
8:20 PM - [τα] Ryuke: if you have the two buds i require, no offer need be made.
8:20 PM - Mr. Loudy: Eh, I cannot aford that
8:20 PM - Mr. Loudy: I got 25 keys
8:20 PM - Mr. Loudy is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
8:22 PM - [τα] Ryuke: Ahh, i see, well best of luck trading, I hear there's one I don't own around, he'd probably be happy to get 25 keys for his.
8:22 PM - Mr. Loudy: Um
8:22 PM - Mr. Loudy: Didn't see any
8:22 PM - Mr. Loudy: But i'l lcheck
8:22 PM - Mr. Loudy: thanks anyway
8:22 PM - [τα] Ryuke: Yes, he doesn't seem to be listing his anywhere, maybe it isn't currently for sale
8:22 PM - Mr. Loudy: I'll just join a unusual server
8:22 PM - Mr. Loudy: to get something
8:23 PM - [τα] Ryuke: best of luck man, lots of unusuals around, I just collect sulphurous and phosphorous.
8:23 PM - Mr. Loudy: Thanks!
 

8:19 PM - Mr. Loudy: if i understud correct
8:19 PM - Mr. Loudy: standout is a backpack.tf price

wat

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Sunday, November 2, 2014
1:54 AM - [τα] Ryuke: how can I help you?
1:54 AM - grenadesoup: hey 1 sec
1:55 AM - grenadesoup: i wanted to know what wouuld be the lowest amount of pure id need to buy your hallmark
1:56 AM - [τα] Ryuke: the lowest I'm inclined to take is the 3 pure I'm asking,
1:56 AM - grenadesoup: the price on your trade says 2.6 ._.
1:56 AM - [τα] Ryuke: aww, where did I post that :/
1:56 AM - grenadesoup: on your trade ._.
1:57 AM - [τα] Ryuke: on which site, I use at least 3
1:57 AM - grenadesoup: outpost .-.
1:57 AM - [τα] Ryuke: okay well I see it here 2.6, I'll honor the price even though I think I should get more.
1:57 AM - grenadesoup: you wouldnt take less? not 2?
1:58 AM - [τα] Ryuke: on a clean level 100 hustlers hallmark with tf logo?
1:58 AM - [τα] Ryuke: no sir.
1:58 AM - grenadesoup: uh yes
1:58 AM - grenadesoup: ive had it before
1:58 AM - grenadesoup: i could barely get 2.5 in unusuals
1:58 AM - [τα] Ryuke: I'm very willing to hold onto it.
1:58 AM - grenadesoup: i can offer 2 buds and 5 keys all pure
1:59 AM - [τα] Ryuke: no interest.
1:59 AM - grenadesoup: you dont have interest in buds or keys?
1:59 AM - [τα] Ryuke: I don't have interest in an offer below the 2.6 I said was the price I'd honor.
1:59 AM - grenadesoup: thats how many keys
1:00 AM - [τα] Ryuke: 9.6 keys
1:00 AM - grenadesoup: hows 8
1:00 AM - [τα] Ryuke: I guess we're done here then.
1:00 AM - [τα] Ryuke: good day.
1:00 AM - grenadesoup: you'll never get a better pure offer than 2 buds and 8 keys just sayin
1:01 AM - grenadesoup is now Offline.

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Bonks: Hello!
iMedico :x: hello do you have
iMedico :x: any keys ?
Bonks: No...
Bonks: I have "Out of stock in keys" in the notes
iMedico :x: yes
iMedico :x: if you have
iMedico :x: pm me :)
iMedico :x has gone offline.
 
He refriended me 3 times asking if I have any keys before I eventually blocked him.
 

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8:35 PM - [τα] Ryuke: how can i help you?
8:35 PM - PM of finland: offer on engie unusual?
8:35 PM - PM of finland: can i give you the valve complete pack its worth $100 so thats alot of overpay.
8:36 PM - [τα] Ryuke: already own every game from that I care to own
8:36 PM - PM of finland: but you can trade it???
8:36 PM - [τα] Ryuke: plus the amazing devaluing of games due to russians and people buying them on sale
8:36 PM - [τα] Ryuke: so that's essentially an insulting offer.
8:36 PM - PM of finland: thank you asshole
8:37 PM - [τα] Ryuke: you're welcome, enjoy the block.


https://www.steamprices.com/us/sub/29197/valve-complete-pack
From 9/24/14 to 10/1/14, the valve complete pack was $25

The only games worth playing I've either already played or already own. Total value to ryuke: $10 (The value of Portal 1)

Total value on a game trading site of offer: 8 keys

Approximate value of the cheapest engie unusual I'm selling: 35 keys

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Tuesday, November 25, 2014
9:49 PM - [τα] Ryuke: how can i help you?
9:49 PM - [L.A.G.] VaLsE: i added you for you willson weve but i dont want to pay that much sorry :?
9:49 PM - [τα] Ryuke: lol don't want to pay a straight steal
9:49 PM - [τα] Ryuke: fine by me, goodbye
9:49 PM - [L.A.G.] VaLsE is now Offline.


This guy adding me and getting blocked by me took under 30 seconds. EFFICIENCY!

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Wednesday, November 26, 2014
1:39 AM - a_mckinley28: Hey mate, i interested  trade with u
1:39 AM - a_mckinley28: you here now ?
1:40 AM - a_mckinley28: I offer the lowest prices on items!!
1:40 AM - a_mckinley28: if u interested, please see my price: http://kingpic.eu/nj8929h382gj09.png
1:40 AM - a_mckinley28: you do not mind trade?
1:41 AM - Rubberband: Um, no
 
I dosent kno engrish speekin?
Does anyone also recognize that link, never seen something like it and I'm not gonna dare myself to find out.

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