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Random adds, outpost trades, anything. Post 'em.

 

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Hatrix: Hello.
xG| EliteSonic™: hia
xG| EliteSonic™: still selling the relaxo?
Hatrix: Yep.
xG| EliteSonic™: how much?
Hatrix: It says how much in my trade.
xG| EliteSonic™: im not on it :/
xG| EliteSonic™: im trading with soemthing else
Hatrix: You clearly had to click on my trade to add me. It's listed right in the trade mate.
xG| EliteSonic™: you took 5 minutes to respond
Hatrix: I was in the bathroom, excuse me for having to defecate.
xG| EliteSonic™: and excuse me for wanting to trade more
Hatrix: I can see you're not interested in it, as you didn't take the 5 minutes that I was in the bathroom to read how much I would like for my taunt. Have a nice one.
xG| EliteSonic™ is now Offline.
 

 

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Sorry for the double-post but you boring mofos can't be bothered to post once in 2 days :P
James(B> Max's head) is listed under TF2 trader in my friendslist.


James(B> Max's head): hey man
Ryuke: How can i help you?
James(B> Max's head): I wanna buy your max's head with a taunt.
Ryuke: What max's?
James(B> Max's head): uh do you have 3 buds?
Ryuke: Yes.
James(B> Max's head): okay, well wanna buy my taunt for 3
James(B> Max's head): its worth 4
Ryuke: As you haven't told me what taunt or effect it is, I have no interest in buying it even after you tell me.
James(B> Max's head): Why?
Ryuke: Because unfriended.
<removed from friendslist>

When doing business, do business, don't beat around the bush about what you're selling.

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When doing business, do business, don't beat around the bush about what you're selling.

I instantly unadd anyone who adds me on outpost and can't tell me within three messages what they want and what they are offering because of people like this.

 

James(B> Max's head): okay, well wanna buy my taunt for 3

James(B> Max's head): its worth 4

 

90% of the time I instantly unadd when people try to tell me what their shit is worth. It's not hard to offer shit for shit without mentioning "how much it's worth". 99% of the time, they overprice their shit, or say stuff like "it's sold for ____ before". Yeah, that's fucking nice kid. My Hellfire Dapper has sold for 9 buds before, that doesn't mean that it's worth 9, or will even get 9 at this point. I don't even value it at 9 myself.

 

9 times of 10, you can pull up an outpost trade where someone's B/O is .5 - 1 lower than whatever dick is telling you what their hat is worth.

 

tl;dr Don't overprice your shit when there's obvious proof otherwise.
 

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Hatrix: l
1234: hi
Hatrix: Hello.
1234: i forgot why i add you haha
Hatrix: I'm selling an unusual.
1234: oh
1234: how much can post there prices so i can choose
Hatrix: 16 keys pure.
1234: for wat?
Hatrix: Flies Gridiron.
1234: you only sell that how about others?
Hatrix: You don't have enough to offer on the others, trust me.
1234: y?
1234: i will just buy the buds and keys in reddit
Hatrix: I'm only selling my Gridiron. The others are clearly not for sale.
1234: aw ok
1234: 16 keys?
Hatrix: Yes.
1234: Alright but wait i need proof
Hatrix: Lemme guess, let my friend hold the unusual?
1234 is now Offline.
 

HE BETTER RUN, I KNOW WHAT HE'S UP TO

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I always like to play oblivious to the fact that they're trying to scam me (or perhaps they're not), but either way it's all in good fun.

 

Mr. Program: Would you be able to trade some metal or stranges for a code for a game on steam

Kaiza "Posh Spice" Killa: LOL
Kaiza "Posh Spice" Killa: no
Mr. Program: If I give you the code first?
Kaiza "Posh Spice" Killa: no
Kaiza "Posh Spice" Killa: just to help you out though
Kaiza "Posh Spice" Killa: I should say
Kaiza "Posh Spice" Killa: your sales pitch should probably include which game it is you're selling lol
Mr. Program: Would you like to know the game(s)?
Mr. Program: It is one code for three "games" but it is like a bundle
Kaiza "Posh Spice" Killa: No, but your buyer might like to know what it is
Kaiza "Posh Spice" Killa: Brush up on your sales pitch
Kaiza "Posh Spice" Killa: it might get you some more results
Mr. Program: K
Kaiza "Posh Spice" Killa: Send your new sales pitch when you've put it together
Mr. Program: What do you mean?
Kaiza "Posh Spice" Killa: what do you mean, what do I mean, I mean send your new sales pitch when you've put it together
Mr. Program: "Sales pitch"?
Kaiza "Posh Spice" Killa: Your profile says you live in the U.S. so I'm assuming English is your first language.
Mr. Program: Yes
Kaiza "Posh Spice" Killa: Your "sales pitch", is the bit you say when you're trying to sell something. Your original sales pitch was "Would you be able to trade some metal or stranges for a code for a game on steam". I recommended you change your sales pitch so it includes what you're selling, in other words, bettering your pitch, and you said "k", so I asked you to send me the new and improved one once you've refined it. I want to see if it has improved.
Mr. Program: Hello sir/mam. Would you be interested in a code for GTR Evolution, Race 07, and RaceRoom Racing Experience for some metal or strange items in Team Fortress 2?
Kaiza "Posh Spice" Killa: Better! Nice. Although never ask "would you be interested", as people are naturally predisposed toward rejection. I'd recommend saying that you simply have a code for the aforementioned items, and provide a more solid range of items you'd like for the code, as in don't leave it as broad and undefined as "some metal or strange items". If you said that to me, I'd be like "sure", then offer one fucking scrap.
Mr. Program: Good god I was just asking. I am basically offering to all my friends before I put it into chat for free
Kaiza "Posh Spice" Killa: Hey, I'm just trying to help you out <3
Mr. Program: Well thank

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I wasn't being nice at all. In fact, I was being all kinds of passive aggressive under the guise of "kindness". Their frustration will be with them for some time to come.

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Friday, August 1, 2014
5:35 AM - Ryuke: how can I help you
5:38 AM - [HG] WILO FROST: hi
5:39 AM - [HG] WILO FROST: i want the professional killstreak your eternal reward kit
5:39 AM - Ryuke: selling two of those as of last check
5:39 AM - [HG] WILO FROST: what do you want for it?
5:39 AM - Ryuke: well first I want you to tell me which one you want
5:40 AM - [HG] WILO FROST: professional killstreak your etrnal reward kit
5:40 AM - [HG] WILO FROST: eternal*
5:40 AM - Ryuke: okay, I guess we're done here, simple question and you can't answer it.
5:40 AM - [HG] WILO FROST: wait
5:40 AM - [HG] WILO FROST: what do you have actually?
5:40 AM - Ryuke: http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Professional%20Killstreak%20Your%20Eternal%20Reward%20Kit
5:41 AM - [HG] WILO FROST: oh
5:41 AM - [HG] WILO FROST: i cant access to the steam market
5:41 AM - [HG] WILO FROST: i never meet this criteria
5:41 AM - Ryuke: then how did you get my name and your eternal reward?
5:42 AM - [HG] WILO FROST: from that site
5:42 AM - [HG] WILO FROST: but i think you might accept a key and items
5:42 AM - [HG] WILO FROST: that's why i added you
5:42 AM - Ryuke: i do accept keys in trade
5:42 AM - Ryuke: but first I need to know which of the two you're after, since they cost different amounts
5:43 AM - Ryuke: bringing us all the way back to the question you still havent' answered.
5:43 AM - Ryuke: which one do you want.
5:43 AM - [HG] WILO FROST: oh
5:43 AM - [HG] WILO FROST: wait
5:43 AM - [HG] WILO FROST: check my bp
5:43 AM - [HG] WILO FROST: and choose items that i could afford it
5:43 AM - Ryuke: Done here, good day.
5:43 AM - [HG] WILO FROST is now Offline.

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Friday, August 1, 2014
5:35 AM - Ryuke: how can I help you
5:38 AM - [HG] WILO FROST: hi
5:39 AM - [HG] WILO FROST: i want the professional killstreak your eternal reward kit
5:39 AM - Ryuke: selling two of those as of last check
5:39 AM - [HG] WILO FROST: what do you want for it?
5:39 AM - Ryuke: well first I want you to tell me which one you want
5:40 AM - [HG] WILO FROST: professional killstreak your etrnal reward kit
5:40 AM - [HG] WILO FROST: eternal*
5:40 AM - Ryuke: okay, I guess we're done here, simple question and you can't answer it.
5:40 AM - [HG] WILO FROST: wait
5:40 AM - [HG] WILO FROST: what do you have actually?
5:40 AM - Ryuke: http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Professional%20Killstreak%20Your%20Eternal%20Reward%20Kit
5:41 AM - [HG] WILO FROST: oh
5:41 AM - [HG] WILO FROST: i cant access to the steam market
5:41 AM - [HG] WILO FROST: i never meet this criteria
5:41 AM - Ryuke: then how did you get my name and your eternal reward?
5:42 AM - [HG] WILO FROST: from that site
5:42 AM - [HG] WILO FROST: but i think you might accept a key and items
5:42 AM - [HG] WILO FROST: that's why i added you
5:42 AM - Ryuke: i do accept keys in trade
5:42 AM - Ryuke: but first I need to know which of the two you're after, since they cost different amounts
5:43 AM - Ryuke: bringing us all the way back to the question you still havent' answered.
5:43 AM - Ryuke: which one do you want.
5:43 AM - [HG] WILO FROST: oh
5:43 AM - [HG] WILO FROST: wait
5:43 AM - [HG] WILO FROST: check my bp
5:43 AM - [HG] WILO FROST: and choose items that i could afford it
5:43 AM - Ryuke: Done here, good day.
5:43 AM - [HG] WILO FROST is now Offline.

 

 

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Saturday, August 2, 2014
8:02 AM - Ryuke: how can I help you
8:02 AM - <{GGC}> Noob_User: hi
8:02 AM - <{GGC}> Noob_User: i see you got a pyro unusual for sale
8:03 AM - Ryuke: At least two of them.
8:03 AM - <{GGC}> Noob_User: with the robo effekt
8:03 AM - Ryuke: still going strong with 2 for sale.
8:03 AM - Ryuke: how about you tell me what hat you're after.
8:04 AM - <{GGC}> Noob_User: yeah 2 sec i cant remember the name
8:04 AM - Ryuke: http://backpack.tf/id/ryuke/
8:04 AM - Ryuke: page 1 unusuals for sale
8:04 AM - <{GGC}> Noob_User: [Phosphorous Headwarmer Steam Link]
8:04 AM - Ryuke: ahh okay.
8:05 AM - Ryuke: and what's your offer on that.
8:05 AM - <{GGC}> Noob_User: max head
8:05 AM - <{GGC}> Noob_User is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
8:06 AM - Ryuke: one minute
8:06 AM - <{GGC}> Noob_User: ok
8:07 AM - Ryuke: well on this one a friend of mine has been saving up to buy it, one second let me talk to him about it.
8:07 AM - <{GGC}> Noob_User: ok
8:07 AM - <{GGC}> Noob_User is now Online.
8:08 AM - Ryuke: okay, we're clear up here, send trade.
8:09 AM - Ryuke: You there?
<Conversation flatlines... Time of death, 8:09, tag and bag him>

8:13 AM - <{GGC}> Noob_User has accepted your request to trade.
8:14 AM - <{GGC}> Noob_User: 2 sek let me check the last
8:14 AM - Ryuke: the last? you mean the history?
8:14 AM - Ryuke: mines clean yours isn't.
8:14 AM - <{GGC}> Noob_User: no i know just yeah :3
8:14 AM - Ryuke: which you didn't tell me.
8:15 AM - <{GGC}> Noob_User: what?
8:15 AM - Ryuke: what do you mean "what"
8:15 AM - <{GGC}> Noob_User: oh i thougth you know
8:16 AM - Ryuke: And what would make that just a known thing, without me checking behind you?
8:17 AM - Ryuke: What reasonable assumption can be made about an item you're trading me?
8:17 AM - <{GGC}> Noob_User: you know im checking the things before i trade it but you got a more expensive bp then me so i thougth you was doing the same
8:18 AM - Ryuke: Of course I was doing the same, but a little candor, tact, or civility would have been nice.
8:18 AM - <{GGC}> Noob_User: sorry
<Trade Completes>
8:18 AM - Ryuke: good day.
8:18 AM - <{GGC}> Noob_User: u2

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Shayzor: Hi
Hatrix: Hey there mate.
Shayzor: Strange Blood banker chemy set for 4 ref?
Hatrix: Sure, I could do that.
You have accepted the trade request from Shayzor.
Shayzor: Birdman of australia + 1 ref? its an item overpay
Hatrix: That works for me.
Shayzor: its an strange loch n load? no ty then.
Shayzor: i think its was an unique
Hatrix: Strange Lochs are cheap mate.
Shayzor: hmm..
Shayzor is now Offline.
 

Clearly says in my trade "Strange Loch n Load x1".

 

-edit-

 

He adds me 4 minutes later.

 

Hatrix: Hello again.
Shayzor: Can give u 2.33 for ur chemy set,
Hatrix: Been offered 3 refined pure already. Get with the times mate.
Shayzor is now Offline.
 

Blocked at this point.

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5:30 PM - Hatrix: Anyways, there's some weird shit going on, what's the steam id on the ban report for [Redacted]?
5:30 PM - Ryuke: <[Redacted]'s Steam id>
5:30 PM - Hatrix: What the fuck.
5:31 PM - Hatrix: I got in here, people told me [Redacted] was just on
5:31 PM - Hatrix: I checked the disconnected players, [Redacted] was here
5:31 PM - Hatrix: Different steam id.
5:31 PM - Hatrix: 23 minutes ago.
5:31 PM - Ryuke: that's not all that fishy
5:31 PM - Hatrix: <[Redacted]'s Steam id>
5:32 PM - Hatrix: So then what the fuck is going on?
5:32 PM - Ryuke: http://steamcommunity.com/id/delbaddie/
5:32 PM - Ryuke: let me introduce you to a concept: alt accounts
5:32 PM - Ryuke: <[Redacted]Steam URL>
5:32 PM - Ryuke: here is that new [Redacted]
5:33 PM - Ryuke: notice in his friendslist

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4:36 PM - Ryuke: how can I help you
4:36 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: Hello Sir.
4:36 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: I would like to make an offer on ur capos capper
4:38 PM - Ryuke: okay go ahead
4:38 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: this if u add sweets?
4:38 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: its clean
4:39 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: history is under 5
4:39 PM - Ryuke: No interest in adding.
4:39 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: it goes around for 4-4.2
4:39 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: hmmm 1 sec
4:39 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: 1:1?
4:40 PM - Ryuke: what proof do you have of the value of your hat, neither of you on outpost have very much going on
4:41 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: well
4:41 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: there have only been sold 2 by far
4:41 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: and they where sold for that price
4:41 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: i dont have any proofs
4:41 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: ;_;
4:41 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: but im just telling you what i know
4:42 PM - Ryuke: well it's gonna take me some time to look at the eliminators
4:42 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: sure thing bud
4:42 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: say when ur ready
4:47 PM - Ryuke: okay, well sure I'll take the deal.
4:48 PM - Ryuke: send trade when you can.
4:48 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: just a sec
4:48 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: checking stats on ur hat
4:48 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: and ill do it
4:49 PM - Ryuke: as far as I know the only dirty high end items I have are either collection or my max head.
4:53 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: but you would be able to add sweets by any change?
4:54 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: cuz im overpaying quiet alot
4:54 PM - Ryuke: yeah, I could throw you a pro ks kit or two if you'd like
4:54 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: k
4:54 PM - Ryuke: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Aus905y_wyxzdFMyck5aLU8wb3BHYVgyNS0yZDhMNmc&usp=sharing
4:54 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: whats that?
4:54 PM - Ryuke: this should be a current list of what I'm selling on the market
4:54 PM - Ryuke: a google doc spreadsheet
4:54 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: oh
4:55 PM - Ryuke: helps me link people to my list of pro killstreak weapons, on most other market systems you can look by seller but valve doesnt' seem to have put one of those in yet :/
4:56 PM - Ryuke: I'm willing to add say 10 keys worth of ks weapons, yellow column
4:56 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: hmmm
4:57 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: you coulndt do pure?
4:57 PM - Ryuke: I could but really don't want to, how about mixed
4:57 PM - Ryuke: one pro ks weapon and the rest in keys
4:57 PM - Ryuke: er, kit
4:57 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: hmmm sure then
4:57 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: i guess
4:57 PM - Ryuke: which would you like
4:57 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: hmmmm
4:58 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: i would like reserve if possible
4:58 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: not just saying cuz its the most expensive
4:58 PM - Ryuke: aww damn, I made a big earner pro for myself today hot rod/something else
4:58 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: ive actually wanted this in a while
4:58 PM - Ryuke: rs is a good one
4:58 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: that + how many keys?
4:59 PM - Ryuke: pink aint my color though
4:59 PM - Ryuke: 3 keys, I'll round down for ya
4:59 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: hmmm 4?
4:59 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: i am overpaying 1.2-2.4 buds so
4:59 PM - Ryuke: theoretical buds
4:59 PM - Ryuke: but sure, 4
5:00 PM - Ryuke: send trade
5:00 PM - You have accepted the trade request from HeroZ | Sikara.
[Original Trade Opens]
5:01 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: Thanks alot!
[Original Trade completes]
5:01 PM - Ryuke: why were you so interested in my hat that' you'd pay that much?
5:01 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: idk
5:01 PM - Ryuke: level 69 isn't that pro
5:01 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: i didnt like the effect on mine
5:01 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: alot of my friends said it was ugly cuz it was heart
5:02 PM - Ryuke: yeah, I can see how that is, pink isnt' in my heavy colors, but neither is green.
5:02 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: hearts
5:02 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: and i was like rly ;;_;
5:02 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: well
5:02 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: my sheens on my weps
5:02 PM - Ryuke: most of my heavy stuff is yellow, looks so nice
5:02 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: and killstreakers are pink
5:02 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: it matched the hat
5:02 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: but my friends were keep on saying it wasent nearly as kewl as my other unusuals
5:02 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: so i had to change it
5:02 PM - Ryuke: that makes some sense
5:03 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: xD
5:03 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: and urs was 69
5:03 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: how can u say no
5:03 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: thats like the best number ever
5:03 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: xD
5:03 PM - Ryuke: level 69 so pro
5:03 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: im pruuf
5:03 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: svak
5:03 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: skillz
5:03 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: 420 blaze it
5:04 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: i mean
5:04 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: the effect on this one
5:04 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: isint bad
5:05 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: but it isint good either
5:05 PM - Ryuke: yeah, I really liked it, but I bought it when I thought -watts were robo effects
5:05 PM - Ryuke: sooo that wasn't the case, anybody can unbox it :/
5:05 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: yeh
5:09 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: hmmm
5:09 PM - Ryuke: ?
5:09 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: the effect isint my fav but
5:09 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: still
5:10 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: ill try to upgrade somehow
5:10 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: or something
5:10 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: lel
5:15 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: i just found out ur hat is only worth 1.5 buds ;_;
5:15 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: derp dih derp
5:17 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: i thought it was worth alot more
5:17 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: god dangit
5:17 PM - Ryuke: well one guy is selling it for 1.5, yes
5:18 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: ;_;
5:18 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: i thought it was 3 buds
5:18 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: its was worth
5:18 PM - Ryuke: it's worth at least 2 buds
5:18 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: ;_;
5:18 PM - Ryuke: that guy's essentially quickselling
5:18 PM - Ryuke: I personally liked the hat.
5:18 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: hm
5:19 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: mk
5:19 PM - Ryuke: it's a good hat, but just like your hat it has no price, that other guy's is the only other one on the market
5:20 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: yeh
5:20 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: theres no with kill a watt ;_;
5:23 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: i dunno
5:23 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: u woulndt be willing to trade back will you?
5:23 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: its okay if not
5:25 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: ?
5:29 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: ?
5:30 PM - Ryuke: I already took down that item out of my trade, but sure
5:30 PM - Ryuke: no real difference to me.
5:30 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: hm
5:30 PM - Ryuke: just another hat that'll take forever to sell
5:30 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: its gonna ruin my under 5 history but whatever
[Tradeback trade opens]
5:31 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: hm
5:31 PM - Ryuke: I'm gonna be right back to selling it for 3 buds
5:32 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: hm
5:32 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: well
5:32 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: everyone says its 1,5
5:32 PM - Ryuke: everyone?
5:32 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: alot of ppl ive talked to
5:32 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: says urs are 1.5
5:32 PM - Ryuke: they probably just looked at that one guy on outpost.
5:32 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: hm
5:33 PM - Ryuke: it's a good hat, but whatever.
5:33 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: i dunno i mean
5:33 PM - Ryuke: would it make you feel better if i bought that guy's quicksell?
5:33 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: a little bit
5:33 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: one sec
5:35 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: one sec
5:35 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: im talking with a guy
5:35 PM - Ryuke: okay
5:39 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: just a moment
5:40 PM - Ryuke: this is a lot of moments, if you think you got screwed just check ready to trade
5:40 PM - Ryuke: no big, I won't hold it against ya.
5:40 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: well
5:40 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: its not that
5:40 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: im just talking to someone
5:40 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: just a sec :o
5:40 PM - Ryuke: lol
5:42 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: hes not awnsering ;_;
5:42 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: ill be there soon
5:42 PM - Ryuke: be there soon?
5:42 PM - Ryuke: what are we talking about
5:43 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: please just give me a min ;_;
5:43 PM - Ryuke: Messin up my trade uptimes, man :P
5:43 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: trade uptimes?
5:44 PM - Ryuke: yeah, I'm on a trade server right now
5:44 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: oohhh
5:44 PM - Ryuke: long as i'm in a trade with you nobody else can trade me
5:44 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: ill go out of trade
5:44 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: as long as u just keep unusual
5:44 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: just for a bit
5:44 PM - Ryuke: define a bit :P
5:44 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: define?
5:44 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: what does that mean
5:44 PM - Ryuke: defnition, what you find in a dictionary
5:45 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: im confused
5:45 PM - Ryuke: if I were to say "keep it for 2 hours" that would be a definite amount of time
5:45 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: oh yeh
5:45 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: sure
5:45 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: im trying my best
5:45 PM - Ryuke: if I were to say "keep it" that would be an indefinite amount of time
5:45 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: hopefully this guy will awnser soon ;_;
5:45 PM - Ryuke: you're 13 aren't you.
5:45 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: no
5:46 PM - Ryuke: look, this seems to be your first foray into actual unusual trading, just trade me back and we'll go our seperate ways.
5:46 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: its not my first
[Tradeback trade closed by HeroZ]
5:46 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: its just that this guy haves a better effect
5:46 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: and i was trying to see if he wanted the other hat
5:47 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: or the on ive got now
5:47 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: but he aint awnsering
5:47 PM - Ryuke: ahh, i see, using me as a bit of a hokey pokey.
5:47 PM - Ryuke: not cool :/
5:47 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: what?
5:47 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: sawry
[Tradeback trade opens]
5:49 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: im sawry
5:49 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: ill just take the hat back
5:49 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: im a dick i know
[Tradeback Completes]
5:50 PM - Ryuke: like I said before, all the same to me, just annoyed at how long it's taken you to be wishy-washy.
5:50 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: im sawry :3
5:50 PM - HeroZ | Sikara: take care. ;(
5:51 PM - HeroZ | Sikara is now Offline.


I want my hour and 20 minutes traded back

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Başkan Reis: hi
Başkan Reis: Unusual Carouser's Capotain (Bubbling)
Başkan Reis: offer 8key
kerbs: yep
kerbs: no
kerbs: ty
Başkan Reis: change mind add me
Başkan Reis: now by
kerbs: ?
Başkan Reis is now Offline.
 
english much?

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Friday, August 15, 2014
9:42 PM - T****: Ryuke I need help
9:42 PM - T****: Loaders
9:42 PM - T****: everywhere
9:42 PM - T****: Roland
9:42 PM - T****: trapped
9:42 PM - T****: need
9:42 PM - T****: help
9:42 PM - Ryuke: why the fuck are you spammign me so hard.
9:43 PM - T****: To get your attention, and now that I have it, I need to tell you that I am very in need of help
9:43 PM - Ryuke: well you have had the last of my attention.
9:43 PM - T**** is now Offline.

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6:12 PM - maknik75: Hi dude,i have steam lagg, can't add u from my main account, i have nice offer for you, can you try to add me
steamcomrnunrity.com/profiles/76561197976583523/
6:12 PM - maknik75: Hi dude,i have steam lagg, can't add u from my main account, i have nice offer for you, can you try to add me
steamcomrnunrity.com/profiles/76561197976583523/
6:12 PM - maknik75 is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
6:12 PM - Rubberband: Um, no?
 
 
The funny thing is that the phisher didn't even got the link workin.
 
#10/10bestphisher2020

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The funny thing is that the phisher didn't even got the link workin.

Nope, that's a method to subvert the steam filter, you copy that in and most broswers will get you there.





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Frikandel added Professional Killstreak Scottish Handshake Kit Fabricator 3:41:57 AM
Ryuke: how can I help you 3:41:58 AM
Frikandel added Professional Killstreak Warrior's Spirit Kit Fabricator 3:41:59 AM
Frikandel added Professional Killstreak Flying Guillotine Kit Fabricator 3:42:01 AM
Frikandel added Professional Killstreak Eviction Notice Kit Fabricator 3:42:02 AM
Frikandel added Professional Killstreak Wanga Prick Kit Fabricator 3:42:03 AM
Frikandel: Hi man 3:42:06 AM
Frikandel: I sell prof ks kits/1 wep/spec fabs/prof fabs 3:42:15 AM
Frikandel added Professional Killstreak Degreaser Kit 3:42:19 AM
Frikandel added Professional Killstreak Wrench Kit 3:42:19 AM
Frikandel added Mildly Menacing Professional Killstreak Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I 3:42:20 AM
Frikandel: and alot of spec fabs, 3:42:25 AM
Ryuke: no interest in spec fabs 3:42:38 AM
Ryuke: what you asking on the degreaser 3:42:55 AM
Frikandel: 1 bud 3:43:00 AM
Ryuke: excuse me? 3:43:28 AM
Frikandel: im not a idiot. 3:43:41 AM
Frikandel: iv you know that i know the price's what people asking for. 3:43:49 AM
Frikandel: Like all stock weps going sell for 1 bud, 3:44:05 AM
Frikandel: iv you can find cheaper price on outpost, 3:44:17 AM
Ryuke: this is going in my dumbest steam conversations thread. 3:44:22 AM
Ryuke: good day 3:44:23 AM


1 bud for an Emerald/Discharge Degreaser kit, fuck off.

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I was on a pub server as Spy when

pm-nclergrn: bonk is hacing

pm-nclergrn: hacking i mean

Bonks: How am I hacking?

pm-nclergrn: your killing me with 1 hit with knife

Mc_Knight: Isn't that called backstabbing and part of the game?

pm-nclergrn: im repoting you.

(some time passes)

pm-nclergrn: wow bonks is fucking hacking why are you vote kicking him

Bonks: Shut up and #gitshrekt ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[pm-nclergrn has left the game (Disconnect by User)]

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Sorry for double post, but I had to put this one in

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Sanik1234: Hey mate are you selling the Level 3 chin and Egghead overalls?

Bonks: Yeah

Sanik1234: What are the prices?

Bonks:Look at my Outpost trade notes, it should show you the prices.

Sanik1234: Well look buddy I wanna trade with you but I can't add you (steam error) Add him please steamcommunruity.com/id/776654

Bonks: Well, are you friends with your alt account? Can't you just trade it through here?

Sanik1234: No I'm F2P on this account

Bonks: Okay, I'll add. Oh, and are you a Nigerian relative I have and you have no where to go and need to borrow some money as well?

Sanik1234 is offline.

Blocked and Flagged. 0/10 worst phisher ever would bang again.

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Hatrix: soft pretzels are fucking great
Evangelion_: cheezits are great
Hatrix: what if we combined cheezits and soft pretzels
Hatrix: like it's soft pretzel
Hatrix: with cheezit centers
Evangelion_: holy shit
 

i'm seriously tired right now, i will probably read this later and think it's stupid or amazingly the best idea ever.

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