Well, all the stores are practically crapshacks that nobody goes into. Hell, this story was better than half the crapshacks in the alley. If Sal got off his fat fuck ass and decided to renovate the goddamn place with the help of that construction company, "Hammer" or some shit maybe this wouldn't be an issue would it? No it probably wouldn't. Oh and the pool IS a maze, last time I checked I wasn't a goddamn European. Who the fuck goes through the fucking bathrooms anyways? Only pedophiles that's who. Back to the coin laundry, who the fuck works there? Ghosts? Maybe that's the reason why no one goes in there. It's probably haunted by some spooky shit. I ain't into that. Hell, all the fucking stores are ghost towns. Why don't we actually hire some of those blue suit shit shows from City 17 to work for twelve cents a day. I'm sure that'll fix some issues. Hell, call the Ghostbusters, Build a fire department, I don't know! And one more thing. Whoever owns the alley needs to build a fucking sewer, I'm sick of the shit piles on the side of the road. I'm not a goddamn indian. The ones with the dots not the feathers in case you nerds were wondering.