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1990's Television

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  • Birthday 06/08/1994

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  1. Field of dreams. They set up a baseball field in the middle of a cornfield and a bunch of ghosts show up to play ball... That movie was fucking retarded.
  2. Put a bunch of those cardboard targets all over the map so it will seem like people are there.
  3. http://imgur.com/a/cUAuS Disclaimer: White warlock may be replaced/impersonated by any individual within or otherwise affiliated with this community P.S: Fuck this 28.53kb bullshit. If I wanna upload a 230mb image I god damn will!
  4. "Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody, just follow me. Cuz' we need a little controversy. Because it feels so empty WITHOUT ME!" -1990's Television (Or was it 3minem?)
  5. With this shit ass new color scheme, we can't have secret messages anymore... OR CAN WE!!!??? YES WE CAN ALSO, FUCK YOU GUYS JK, I SOMEWHAT ENJOY YOUR COMPANY OK I FUCKING LIED AGAIN. I HOPE YOU DIE. NAH BABE, FOR REAL THOUGH. I LOVE YOU(NOT) Right about now NWA court is in full effect. Judge Dre presiding in the case of NWA versus the police department. Prosecuting attourneys are MC Ren Ice Cube and Eazy muthafuckin E. Order order order. Ice Cube take the muthafuckin stand. Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothin but the truth so help your black ass? Why don't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say? Fuck tha police Comin straight from the underground Young nigga got it bad 'cause I'm brown And not the other color so police think They have the authority to kill a minority Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't tha one For a punk muthafucka with a badge and a gun To be beatin on, and throwin in jail We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a teenager With a little bit of gold and a pager Searchin my car, lookin for the product Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics You'd rather see me in the pen Then me and Lorenzo rollin in the Benzo Beat tha police outta shape And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape To tape off the scene of the slaughter Still can't swallow bread and water I don't know if they fags or what Search a nigga down and grabbin his nuts And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none But don't let it be a black and a white one 'cause they slam ya down to the street top Black police showin out for the white cop Ice Cube will swarm On any muthafucka in a blue uniform Just 'cause I'm from the CPT, punk police are afraid of me A young nigga on a warpath And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath Of cops, dyin in LA Yo Dre, I got somethin to say Fuck the police (4X) M. C. Ren, will you please give your testimony to the jury about this fucked up incident.> Fuck tha police and Ren said it with authority because the niggaz on the street is a majority. A gang, is with whoever I'm stepping and the motherfuckin' weapon is kept in a stash box, for the so-called law wishin' Ren was a nigga that they never saw Lights start flashin behind me But they're scared of a nigga so they mace me to blind me But that shit don't work, I just laugh Because it gives em a hint not to step in my path To the police I'm sayin fuck you punk Readin my rights and shit, it's all junk Pullin out a silly club, so you stand With a fake assed badge and a gun in your hand But take off the gun so you can see what's up And we'll go at it punk, I'ma fuck you up Make ya think I'm a kick your ass But drop your gat, and Ren's gonna blast I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to crime But I'm a smoke em now, and not next time Smoke any muthafucka that sweats me Or any assho that threatens me I'm a sniper with a hell of a scope Takin out a cop or two, they can't cope with me The muthafuckin villian that's mad With potential to get bad as fuck So I'm a turn it around Put in my clip, yo, and this is the sound Ya, somethin like that, but it all depends on the size of the gat Takin out a police would make my day But a nigga like Ren don't give a fuck to say Fuck the police (4X) Police, open now. We have a warrant for Eazy-E's arrest. Get down and put your hands up where I can see em. Just shut the fuck up and get your muthafuckin ass on the floor. [huh?]> and tell the jury how you feel abou this bullshit.> I'm tired of the muthafuckin jackin Sweatin my gang while I'm chillin in the shackin Shining tha light in my face, and for what Maybe it's because I kick so much butt I kick ass, or maybe 'cause I blast On a stupid assed nigga when I'm playin with the trigga Of any Uzi or an AK 'cause the police always got somethin stupid to say They put up my picture with silence 'cause my identity by itself causes violence The E with the criminal behavior Yeah, I'm a gansta, but still I got flavor Without a gun and a badge, what do ya got? A sucka in a uniform waitin to get shot, By me, or another nigga. and with a gat it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger [MC Ren: Sidle him, kid, he's from the old school, fool] And as you all know, E's here to rule Whenever I'm rollin, keep lookin in the mirror And there's no cue, yo, so I can hear a Dumb muthafucka with a gun And if I'm rollin off the 8, he'll be tha one That I take out, and then get away And while I'm drivin off laughin This is what I'll say Fuck the police (4X) The jury has found you guilty of bein a redneck, whitebread, chickenshit muthafucka. Wait, that's a lie. That's a goddamn lie. I want justice! I want justice! Fuck you, you black muthafucka!> Fuck the police (3X)
  6. My latest joke book: Punning in the 90's should be on shelves this Christmas season. Why not burn a couple less popular books, like the bible, while celebrating an ancient Druidic ceremony where they would place poison berries everywhere and have massive fuckfests while scrficing their children to the moon. Or, you know... Jesus' birthday?

  7. GG no re. All drinks on me. Everything is on the house, or should I say... Free? Gr8b8m82l84ad8guessI'lljusthavetomasturb8 But really... Where the fuck did everyone go?
  8. "Betas are made to be broken" Or was that rules? Upholstered furniture? ... I'm gonna say: All of the above. I'll be great for a beta tester! And don't worry, I won't secretly plant TNT or light anyone's houses on fire. (P.S I'm totally going to do both of those things like all the time. GG)
  9. My new friend. (The other guy on OutPost selling a peace tower) 1990's Television: Hello Hefty Hippo: yo nice hat Hefty Hippo: lol Hefty Hippo: i got the same Hefty Hippo: so urs is level 1 nice!! 1990's Television: I saw you're Outpost. 1990's Television: Yes. It is level 1 Hefty Hippo: how much are u lookin to get Hefty Hippo: i priced mine on the tf logo btw 1990's Television: I'm not sure. That lenny face guy got a clean max for his duped peace tower, so upwards of 3 buds seems to be a good place to start. Hefty Hippo: yea Hefty Hippo: urs is nice i wish mine was lvl 1 1990's Television: Yea, I found this one on Bazzar over a year ago at like 2 A.M. 1990's Television: I got super lucky Hefty Hippo: really.. Hefty Hippo: how much u get it for 1990's Television: It was a ton of stuff. From what I can remember, I paid a CP. Crockleather, a CP. Magistrate's, a V.Lvl 100 Ambassador and 4-6 keys pure. Hefty Hippo: cp? 1990's Television: Circling peace. Hefty Hippo: oh 1990's Television: It was basically my whole backpack back then. Hefty Hippo: nice Hefty Hippo: well make sure u sell it for something good and be patient be more agressive that shit is lvl it can go for more... 1990's Television: If I don't get any good offers I am absolutely happy to keep this thing. I've had it for over a year without even considering selling it. Hefty Hippo: nice Hefty Hippo: if you get any good offers i might ask one of ur people if they might want mine Hefty Hippo: cya anyway :3 Hefty Hippo is now Offline. Hefty Hippo: if you get any good offers i might ask one of ur people if they might want mine Hefty Hippo: cya anyway :3 Hefty Hippo is now Offline. This fuckin' kid's gonna get stabbed.
  10. Notice he literally would have kept talking until he was allowed to have the last word. Perhaps he's lonely and projecting his introverted anxieties onto you. Or maybe he was spoiled as a child and now he's a full grown little shit who needs to be beaten like a dirty rug. Either way, He's unstable and fucking stupid. "Trolling" isn't seeming genuinely butthurt about something, It's making someone else genuinely butthurt. That's why to successfully troll you must be a soulless husk willing to go above and beyond the call to achieve your goal of making someone momentarily angry at you. See, Kaiza, you and Corp aren't trolls because you didn't even take the time to change you're profile pictures. You're just shitty friends, and I'm ok with that. But foxy is a shitty human being. In summary: Git rekt m8 Git fukt m8 Ur mum m8 Gr8B8M82l84AD8ImasturB828yroldsgitnr8p'd Jolly good show my friend. Just like a Jewish convert being circumcised tomorrow, you stand a few inches taller today.
  11. "It doesn't matter if you're famous or infamous. All that matters is you're a celebrity." -Willie Geist Sometimes being known for being a complete faggot isn't the best course of action. But being the honest, nice guy hasn't been very profitable for me... Guess I just gotta be an asshole and steal from a bunch of people. Wait... That's why Foxy is a complete faggot! Meh, being poor with a ton of friends is better than being Foxy any day.
  12. It's DoD with Dinosaurs. Basically it's one of the best games. Other than the fact that it's 80% Mexicans with 450 ping. And that the matches almost always end up with extreme spawn camping. Still worth a play, especially when it's free.
  13. It depends on what you want in the background. Depending on the intricacy of the design, prices may vary.
  14. Do you really want a Muslim Terrorist Nazi designing your signs? Or Ryuke? He doesn't even know how to resize images in MS Paint! That is why I am the only viable choice for all your shopping needs
  15. You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough Rup... Refined. I'll make custom signs and flair with whatever you want on them as long as you... WHATEVER YOU WANT WHATEVER YOU WANT WHATEVER YOU WANT WHATEVER YOU WANT whatever you want
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